pepos

the definition of a pringle and hawiian punch being attacked by ninjas and aliens hitting the craters on the moon while a guy named jordan makes you laugh your butt off while joey swims with kangroos in the ocen of australlia

jordan lovin hayley making her go pepos

pepos by mooniegirlie February 1, 2009

Mpamphs Pepos 

The yoga ball that's making history and is turning into a religion. Offical member of the G'2 class and a loving ball. Check his instagram @mpamphs_pepos

Random guy 1: Omg is that Mpamphs Pepos?
Random guy 2: U mean the yoga ball? Yeah that's him, wanna join his religion?
Random guy 1: HELL YEAHH

Mpamphs Pepos by General Mpamphs December 25, 2020

Pepomet 

A word of consolation that is expressed when a minor inconvenience takes place.

Person 1: Bro someone just stole my wallet.

Person 2: Oof, Pepomet.

Pepomet by manes May 25, 2019

Crystal Pepsi 

A clear version of Pepsi from the early 90's. It was discontinued, but it is now back for a limited time, thanks to LA Beast.

Did you hear that Crystal Pepsi is back for a limited time?

Crystal Pepsi by whatadickhead August 22, 2016

pedosexual 

not real, make believe, bullshit.
just pedophilia.

Lauren: "What is your sexual identity Mark?"
Mark: "Im a pedosexual"
Lauren: "No, you fucking dipshit. You're just a pedophile, you fuck children, and should be publicly hanged."

pedosexual by godthemself June 24, 2018

Pepsi Freeze

A pepsi freeze is similar to a slushy, BUT way better because it is more frozen and doesn't turn to liquid in two seconds. They are only found in Clovis, CA at the Shell station that used to be a Texaco. It is called a pepsi freeze, but there is the Dr. Pepper and blue raspberry flavor as well. Quite possibly the greatest thing created.

Guy 1: "Man, it is so hot out today"

Guy 2:"I know, I could really go for a PEPSI FREEZE'

Pepsi Freeze by Schroe January 22, 2011

Pepsi Party

What underage individuals have when there is no access to alcoholic beverages due to adult presence. Especially at employee Christmas parties.

{Matt walks in to room with a beer in hand and notices two young boys drinking Coca-Cola}
Matt: What are you guys having a little Pepsi Party over here??

{All other adults laugh hysterically}
{Young boys hang heads in shame}

Pepsi Party by Jamal Rakens July 26, 2012