pensiognar

An old skateboarder who can’t do shit on a skateboard, but is still gnarly. Despite age, skates more than young skaters. Thinks TikTok is deep web.

(Pensiognar 1): Man, I am telling you one summer I could do bs smiths on round rails. We had no cameras back then, so I never filmed it.
(Pensiognar 2): I believe you brother. I had the same things with switch tres. Shit. One day, man! We will do it again!

pensiognar by Pensiognar Skate Co. November 22, 2021

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pensioners slap

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.

Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

pensioners slap by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014

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Pensionalized

Takes the words pension and penalized to form new word meaning one who has had his or her pension reduced or eliminated by the company that they had served during their working life.

Poor mr jones has been pensionalized and is now living on the street due to his former employer taking away his pension after serving them faithfully for 38 years.

Pensionalized by Walter eagle December 18, 2010

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Pensioner Pants

Baggy trousers worn by old people. The waist is usually elasticated because the wearer has arthritic fingers incapable of fastening buttons and zips. The decrepit bag-wearer always forgets to wash these repulsive garments which end up smelling like a Paki's toilet on a particularly bad day. Pensioner Pants are very popular with obese, long-past-it security guards who bore you to death with tales of their holidays in South Africa.

Good God! Look at Pork Scotch! What's the old twat wearing now?

They're his Pensioner Pants. Had them since 1973 and never washed them.

Pensioner Pants by Flappy Dickwad June 3, 2009