Penned

To get owned or crushed either by written words or a pen.

Dan got Penned by that insurance defense attorney in that email. She crushed him. And look, he called her back.

by bethp July 27, 2019

Penned in

To be extremely high off of a cannabis oil pen or vaporizer.

Look dude, Bradley is so penned in right now.

by hemoglobin3000 May 11, 2021

Pig-penned

A fart that lingers on objects even when the person leaves the room.

Damn you smell that chair? That dude just pig-penned us!

by Ol watchmen October 5, 2016

pinned-back

When a human or animal has had too much marijuana

That guy is pinned-back after that last bong hit

by emilejfagerstromiv December 10, 2018

PennDOT

When you got 12 guys standing around an open pit in the middle of the street smoking cigarettes, and one poor guy with a shovel doing all the work.

Q: hey, see those douche bags over there crowded around that hole in the middle of the street?

A: yea, i only see one dude doing all the work, must be PennDOT.

PennDOT Manager: alrightly men, we are heading over to route 222 to make some more pot holes, lets see... we got 11 supervisors and.... one newbie with a shovel, lets roll. Oh, don't forget to grab a few 55 MPH signs to post on the way so we can piss off as many interstate drivers as possible

by penndotsucks March 29, 2010

Penced

The act of stabbing your friend in the back while acting like a saint.

He didn't see it coming but he got penced by his closest friend.

by Lonchbox January 6, 2021

penne

From Wikipedia:

Penne (pronounced /ˈpɛniː/ UK, or /ˈpɛneɪ/ US) is a type of pasta with cylinder-shaped pieces. Penne is the plural form of the Italian penna, deriving from Latin penna (meaning "feather" or "quill"). In Italy, penne are produced in two main variants: "penne lisce" (smooth) and "penne rigate" (furrowed), the latter having ridges on each penna.

N.B. Sometimes mistaken for "pene" in the Urban Dictionary, which is the correct term for "penis" in Italian and Spanish.

I hope you enjoy this copycat recipe for Macaroni Grill's Penne Rustica.

by Buddyflies September 9, 2011