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Penky is the best. He is thicc and he has buttcheeks like no-one has. Penky has nine lives and he will eat ur ass nine times.
Omfg I'm so wet, my balls just got ate by Penky
penky by Mauro0294 November 23, 2021
Words you can keep
To have a wank over someones facebook profile.
"I heard he did a Penky over (insert relevant person)"
A Penky by Podraig the leprejew October 8, 2009
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Penny Rubbing 

1.) To use one's pointy finger (digitus secundus) and middle finger (digitus medius) in a rubbing manner with the thumb to attend to one's genitals.

2.) The money gesture, only done with the meatus of the penis in the middle.

- Penny Rubbing is primarily done outside of the pants or from within a pocket.
Yo Rob! Quit PENNY RUBBING while you're cooking dinner.

As Rob listened to his girlfriend mindlessly dribble, he was penny rubbing, allowing proper aeration and ventilation to the folds of his scrotum.
Penny Rubbing by Rob....? Later. October 19, 2011

JC Penny Gal 

A nice looking lady. The kind you'd like to take home to Mama's house for supper.

A termed that was first used by Robert "Rabbit" Pitts while telling a story on the YouTube channel, Vinwiki.
Man 1: "So, how was your date with Charlene?"

Man 2: "Man, it was wonderful. She's a real JC Penny Gal and as sweet as can be."
JC Penny Gal by LM7 V8 May 25, 2021
What public schools bank accounts have.
Man, my job pays a penny.
A penny by lordgrim the invcbke October 14, 2020

penny social 

snack food made of mackerel or sardines...similar to tuna salad...with vinegar added.
In the early days of the South, black people would sell this item, which was served on a cracker, for one cent each at certain functions or gatherings, hence the name "penny socials"
Grandma made penny socials for our picnic
penny social by stike a poser August 11, 2004

Penny Trait 

A secreting copper toned pecker that only cums out in the a.m. and penny traits all pulsating caverns on sight no genitals are discriminated on
Todd and destiny went to a pimp and ho party in late Vegas and got their penny trait on after hours at a LGBTQ party they decided not to tell rich or black dog and keep it on the low
Penny Trait by Roobeer November 7, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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