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Penk
Penk is the act in which a pen ruptures or ink is leaked and gets all over one's hands or clothing. One can also get penked by others as a practical joke or by accident. Such people are called penkers.
Aww man! My pen just exploded now I've got ink all over my brand new shirt!
You, my friend, just got penked.
PENKER! I'll get you back!
You, my friend, just got penked.
PENKER! I'll get you back!
Penk by DownloadFailed July 28, 2009
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Penk
“NOOO I PENKED”
A Penky
A Penky by Podraig the leprejew October 8, 2009
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