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The dust that accumulates between the keys on a computer keyboard.
I had to vacuum all the penk out of my keyboard last week. It was ass-nasty.
penk by The Rom February 21, 2004
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Penk is the act in which a pen ruptures or ink is leaked and gets all over one's hands or clothing. One can also get penked by others as a practical joke or by accident. Such people are called penkers.
Aww man! My pen just exploded now I've got ink all over my brand new shirt!

You, my friend, just got penked.

PENKER! I'll get you back!
Penk by DownloadFailed July 28, 2009
verb; to penk. the act of masturbation. "penking one out"
Aww dude that's fuckin' gross...Dude I just caught this kid penkin' one out!!
penk by jenker April 27, 2011
An asshole type person who does not get the hint. This person only thinks of them selves and has no care for anyone or anyone’s feelings. Can hurt the person they love with no hesitation. Has a dick personality.
Geez that guy is a penk. What a dick.
Penk by Kelster April 9, 2020
“NOOO I PENKED”
Penk by anonymous September 10, 2023
To have a wank over someones facebook profile.
"I heard he did a Penky over (insert relevant person)"
A Penky by Podraig the leprejew October 8, 2009
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