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n.-someone who is overly protective of their penis
too a point where they stop wearing pants so as to
"let their penis have some air"

verb.-to horde over something in relation to your penis
n.-damn penis miser its not like theirs anything there
to be proud of!

verb.-stop penis misering that box of condoms! I have a date
tonight and god knows that since the operation
you are'nt getting any.
by John D. Dorian December 22, 2007
Happy St. Patties Day!