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Penisweasel
A person who will interrupt a friends attemp to seduce a person of the opposite sex, just to introduce themselves and try to seduce the same person.
Taylor: Would you like to get out of here and go back to my place?
Object of Seduction: Well...
Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?
Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel
Object of Seduction: Well...
Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?
Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel
Penisweasel by Yeah-Booooy January 29, 2014
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Chinese Penis (Weed)
"When you've taken a long break and you finally make a small joint with dank ass weed.
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”
"My friends smoked tons of weed with only around 2 - 4% THC. Where as I smoked a Chinese Penis (Weed) after my long ass break. I got turnt."
Chinese Penis (Weed) by NigletBlackman May 29, 2016
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