penisweed

a player or someone who loves sex more than anything

dude, yo such a penisweed yo, you scored wit 20 girls in 20 days!

by powerben April 24, 2008

Penisweasel

A person who will interrupt a friends attemp to seduce a person of the opposite sex, just to introduce themselves and try to seduce the same person.

Taylor: Would you like to get out of here and go back to my place?

Object of Seduction: Well...

Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?

Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel

by Yeah-Booooy January 29, 2014

Chinese Penis (Weed)

"When you've taken a long break and you finally make a small joint with dank ass weed.
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”

"My friends smoked tons of weed with only around 2 - 4% THC. Where as I smoked a Chinese Penis (Weed) after my long ass break. I got turnt."

by NigletBlackman May 29, 2016

peniseyed

A state of being "starryeyed" over a penis.

Saquisha became all peniseyed upon seeing her boyfriend Pharrel's new penis.

by r0xygurly January 17, 2009

Penised

Sexual intercourse involving the use of a penis. Not a fake penis, but a real penis possesed by a male of the species. e.g. a lesbian cannot "penis" another lesbian.

Dude, wookie totally penised lyzzi last night.

by Fianslip April 18, 2006

penised

1. Forceful, yet playful interaction between a throbbing happy-rod and <insert orifice here>. Doesn't really need much more explanation.

person1: haha! she got penised in her/the <insert orifice here>!

by aka_Pyro June 14, 2007

penishead

a human being with a penis upon his/her head

wow u have a penis on ur head u penishead

by fartbomb! November 8, 2008