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a person who assumes one's penis size
"Wow, you assumed my penis is big. That's penist"
penist by smallpeem April 29, 2021
Noun.. a past tense Penis
That was a great Penist solo.
Penist by Deadlysmurf August 24, 2019
It's not that word, it is referring to people who play with a pen in class.

I myself play with pens in class.
OMG THE PENIST IS PLAYING WITH HIS PEN IN CLASS!!!!

OMG THE PENIST HAS A BLACK PEN!!!!
Penist by 69420nakd May 9, 2022
This man majored in Penist
Penist by Adrienreadbooks November 11, 2026

Guacamole nigga penis 

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Pilgrim Penis 

An uncircumcised penis.
Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.
Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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