penissoft 

adj. ugly, to the point where you are physically unable to engage in sexual relations with then. Specifically pertaining to women for anatomical reasons.

I don't understand how Jim had sex with that girl, she's such a penissoft that I thought it would be impossible.

penissoft by George Hoffenheimer April 21, 2006

Penisposter 

Some little shit that posts picures of their genitalia.

jimmy: what?
Lucas: let me see
Jimmy: I don't think you want to
Lucas: oh that little Penisposter

Penisposter by Pengueleon May 4, 2015

Peniscopter 

When a man rotates his pelvic area rapidly to make his penis whirl around like the blades of a helicopter.

Girl: "Why are you late"
Guy: "I was peniscoptering in the shower"
Girl: "Oh. Well that explains it."

Peniscopter by Earl Sweatshirt91 November 9, 2013

Penissoccer 

A game in which several fully-nude men replace the plastic figurines of a foosball table with their penises, and play the game normally.

First one to get a boner loses.

"Hey man, what's wrong?
I lost a game of Penissoccer."

Penissoccer by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

peniscopter 

A peniscopter occurs when you spin your penis around in circles fast enough it actually lifts your body off of the ground.

I love using my peniscopter, it's the only way to fly!

peniscopter by HowieFeltersnatch September 8, 2007

PENISCOPTER 

teh PENISCOPTER is the greatest, most difficult sexual maneuver ever invented. Only the most experienced sex Goddess can pull this off with a very talented male counterpart. The woman lays on her back and puts her ass end up in the air with her vagina perfectly vertical. The male then inserts himself and stretches his arms straight out superman style with his legs perfectly straight. He is now parallel to the floor and acts as a propeller. The woman then, using her vaginal muscles begins to spin the man slowly gaining speed. She keeps spinning him faster and faster while at the same time keeping a firm vaginal grip on the penis until the couple finally lifts off into the air. The sex Goddess keeps the man spinning until he eventually ejaculates and they couple breaks free from eachother.

I was concieved when my mother and father were the first (and maybe only) couple to successfully perform teh PENISCOPTER

PENISCOPTER by Chet Murphy July 2, 2009

penisbot 

the search engine and the first thing that appears on google when u search "porn"

"meynz, stop looking at penisbot"
"why is penis bot always there?!"

penisbot by anonymous_freak April 26, 2007