penisjocky

A football player on the bench that jacks off when a time-out is called, usually for good luck.

"Dude, why do Penisjocky's think that's good luck?"
"I don't know, but Mike is a Penisjocky."

by Daemonstool March 27, 2008

Penisbocker

When your penis jiggles around like the dice on a car mirror during a workout, or when your penis gets stuck to your thighs.

Oh SHIT, I got a penisbocker.

by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017

penisocksor

(noun) One who knits or wears penisocks. A very real word that is safe to use in Scrabble. A favorite word of Michael Showalter.

See also penisoccer, the act of playing soccer/football with one's penis.

The penisocksor slipped a penisock onto his penis.

by BBQ Platypus December 18, 2007

Peniscock

someone who takes it in the ass while taking another in the mouth

Eric Fishel is a Peniscock

by True to my Roots July 7, 2003

peniscockle

When someone like yourself decides to look up stupid words on a fucking fake dictionary, gj douche. Gj.

The person who typed "peniscockle" into the box must enjoy eating peniscockle.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Penisfucky

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“Ducky penus, penus ducky, penis poopoo penisfucky

by Peepeedfucky September 21, 2019

peniscock

term used for somebody stupid/ignorant or annoying, or a man with two wieners that can pleasure a girl very good through both holes, but only has one big nut.

A girl saying "wow that peniscock was good last night, my anus AND vagina hurts." Or a dad saying to his son "go clean off the the kitchen table you peniscock!"

by peniscock October 5, 2008