penis wacker

A very short person, so short they could wack your penis while standing straight.

Pimp: Don't make me send my penis wacker on yo' ass!

by CatNigger January 22, 2009

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Penis wacker

This is the tool you use on yourself or your partner to JACK THE FUCK OUT OF THEM ADT EAT THIER DILDOS

“BARNEY WHERES THE PENIS WACKER”

by THICK BECKY January 26, 2019

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Walker penis

The Walker penis is the smallest penis of the penis gods. It can not be seen with naked eye or microscope.It can only barely be seen with a telescope.

Sam has a Walker penis.

by Illusion Labs AB July 13, 2020

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PenisWanker

A Penis Wanker is a simple way to sum up the description of a gay ass mother fucking loser that has been butt raped by 17 different male children in one night and LIKED it!

The kid was getting annoying so I decided he was a Penis Wanker!

by Crazy ShrewMAN July 30, 2003

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1. Someone who goes round ripping people trousers and underwear off, then they usually just take your penis.

2. An alternative to calling someone homosexual or gay. It literally means they jack off to penis, therefore called a penisjacker.

1. Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your clothes?

Guy 2: A goddamn penisjacker was in the bushes, he jacked my penis.

2. Guy 1: Ralf, what's johnno doing in the closet?

Guy 2: Leave him, he's a penisjacker - jacking off to nobs.

by Wack02k12 December 14, 2012

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