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When you have a hole in your sock, resulting in one or multiple toes sticking out. The toe sticking out then looks like a penis.
Bailey: There's a hole in my sock...

Hannah: It looks like a penis!

Bailey: It's a penis toe!
Penis Toe by B.Evans154 September 19, 2011

Toe Penis 

A penis the is reminiscent of anything from a big toe to a pinky toe. even so much that it has a calus like knuckle.
Stephanie was deterred when her boyfriends toe penis shallowly scratched her interior.
Toe Penis by nickbevpool August 18, 2011

tickle toe penis muncher 

A phrase used when feeling anger and discontent when someone in your squad in apex is absolute dog water and only lutes
For fucks sake josh is such a tickle toe penis muncher >:(

penis toes

Imagine your toes but they’re tiny dicks
Dude look at his penis toes

Chad fucked me hard with his penis toes
penis toes by penislicker105 February 10, 2019

penil-toe 

the man version of a "camel-toe"

you can tell someone has a penil-toe when you can see the outline of their Balls!
penil-toe by Melissa : ) October 14, 2008

penistoes  

1. toes that have touched a penis, simply to stroke or to give a "toejob", i.e., handjob with toes
2. a textual banner on your cell phone that expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Can only be placed by a friend or a lover, never by one's self.
1. "Dude, she totally gave me her penistoes last night!"
2. "Why does it say penistoes on your cell phone?"
"Dude. BFF put it there."
"Oh."
penistoes by molomer April 17, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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