penis pickle
penis pickle by A scary vicar November 2, 2017
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Pickle Penis
1.) When you're penis is the size of a pickle.
2.) When you're penis is green and bumpy.
3.)Someone who misses band practice to play World of Warcraft.
2.) When you're penis is green and bumpy.
3.)Someone who misses band practice to play World of Warcraft.
1.) Did you see Brett's dick? Its so small, like a Pickle Penis.
2.) See above statement adding the following: "Its small and bumbpy.
3.) " Aww, Brett's missing our practice for WoW AGAIN? Man, he's such a Pickle Penis.
2.) See above statement adding the following: "Its small and bumbpy.
3.) " Aww, Brett's missing our practice for WoW AGAIN? Man, he's such a Pickle Penis.
Pickle Penis by Krinkly Pingas July 6, 2009
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Penis Pickler
Your mom's vagina is so acidic, its a penis pickler.
Such as the vagina of a hooker is a penis pickler.
Dude did you wash your penis she is so a penis pickler.
Such as the vagina of a hooker is a penis pickler.
Dude did you wash your penis she is so a penis pickler.
Penis Pickler by WoahThereBuddy1234 May 25, 2010
penis picker
Her penis picker is broken because she keeps going out with the wrong guys who treat her horribly bad.
penis picker by Lolo Knows February 19, 2017
pickled penis
There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"
person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye
pickled penis by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
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Pickled Penis by Imran Bob Carr November 16, 2005
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