penis pickle 

A man called Stephen who never washes his penis

That bloke never washes. Bet he ha a penis pickle

penis pickle by A scary vicar November 2, 2017

Pickle Penis 

1.) When you're penis is the size of a pickle.

2.) When you're penis is green and bumpy.

3.)Someone who misses band practice to play World of Warcraft.

1.) Did you see Brett's dick? Its so small, like a Pickle Penis.

2.) See above statement adding the following: "Its small and bumbpy.

3.) " Aww, Brett's missing our practice for WoW AGAIN? Man, he's such a Pickle Penis.

Pickle Penis by Krinkly Pingas July 6, 2009

Pickle Penis 

Referring to the fermentation, and aged characteristics of an elderly penis.

Ya honey, Aldrich has the finest Johnson.. he got that pickle penis.

-TMG

Pickle Penis by 76BURN November 19, 2021

Portland Penis Prickler 

After an Oregon Ducks game a bunch of rowdy and drunk fans strap one fan of the enemy team down to a wooden board and stick toothpicks in their dick until they quack like the mascot, the Oregon Duck.

Yeah, we really gave that inbred Florida State Fan the Portland Penis Prickler after the Rose Bowl.

Portland Penis Prickler by EliteSquall January 2, 2015

Penis Pickler 

Your mom's vagina.

Your mom's vagina is so acidic, its a penis pickler.
Such as the vagina of a hooker is a penis pickler.
Dude did you wash your penis she is so a penis pickler.

Penis Pickler by WoahThereBuddy1234 May 25, 2010

penis picker

When your taste in men is bad; can't find a good man; date all the wrong types

Her penis picker is broken because she keeps going out with the wrong guys who treat her horribly bad.

penis picker by Lolo Knows February 19, 2017

pickled penis

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"

person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye

pickled penis by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009