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visible penis line 

VPL. When a dude is freeballin in basketball shorts, speedos, running shorts, briefs, or boxer briefs so that his package shows--especially if you can see the outline of his corona.
Chad was just wearing white boxers at the pool party. When he got out he had a huge vpl (visible penis line).
visible penis line by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

noticeable penis line 

A Noticeable Penis Line is the outline of a guys penis in pants (especially gray Sweatpants). The Noticeable Penis Line is usually there when a guy isn't erect and indicates weather or not he'd be good in bed. Also referred to as a NPL or Perpindickular Peen Scene.
Person 1: hey did you see Chad's NPL?

Person 2: his what?

Person 1: his Noticeable Penis Line, lemme just say it's not very Noticeable.

Person 2: no it isn't is it. But look at brad in those gray Sweatpants

Person 1: Damnnn I'm straight but he makes me wanna switch sides just as bad as Ryan Reynolds.
noticeable penis line by Snowky96 January 10, 2023

penis lines

Those lines of muscles that are found only on men and in place of hips on women. Especially common on thin and lanky kids and when followed lead to nothing other than the penis.
"I can't help wanting to touch him when I see those sexy penis lines."
penis lines by Jacko September 9, 2003

penislike 

behaviour that makes the person sound or appear like a bit of a penis
john swore at james. That was penislike... said james
penislike by mikey.55 December 13, 2014

peniskinensis 

the ability to make a towel jiggle without using your hands
With peniskinensis Jud amazed Wanda with his ability to make the guest towel hang and bounce in midair as he emerged, naked, from the shower
peniskinensis by Raisin lover November 13, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026