penis food 

Hot dogs and other long Frankfurts/sausages (including cheese dogs), footlong sandwiches (like those from Subway), eggplants, Popsicles, butternut squash, bananas, and/or any other food shaped of this sort. Guys love to post pictures of these foods online before they eat them because:
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.

Guy takes a picture of a hot dog in buns, posts it online

Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF

BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!

penis food by dangnuggets October 10, 2016

penis-food 

A woman (or if gay, man) who causes instant sexual arousal at first sight (alternative: penisfood, penis food)

Boy that lass is instant penis-food.

penis-food by Mackem_Beefy June 17, 2018

Food penis 

A hunger for sexual activity in the penile region

Ethan had a large food penis after seeing a very attractive person down the street.

Food penis by Heisenberg White December 26, 2011

penisfondler 

the act of handleing stroking caressing cradleing your boner, stiffy, meat rocket, pole, meat stick,twig and berries, all beef thermometer, cock, penis, dick, man apendige, your alabama black snake, anal impaler, baby maker, bald headed yogrt slinger, big italian salami,
choad, weiner, winky, skin flute, stemin semen roadway, third leg, trouser snake, wang, wanker and purple headed love soldier, and or your russel the love muscle.

dude that gutter baby slut just fondled my penis and it was sweeett!..
did that gutter baby slut really fondle yo penis?...
yeah man that gtter abby slut is such a penisfondler..
yeah that gtter baby slut definitely is a huge penisfondler

penisfondler by milkinshakes24/7 February 25, 2011

penisfoot 

v. to not waste time or beat around the bush. blunt and straight to the point. the opposite of pussyfoot.

chicks dig confidence so get your balls outta your purse, approach her, pleasantly penisfoot and tell her you wanna take her out, and you'll be smooth sailin'.

penisfoot by Seth Ream January 3, 2009

Connor Penisfold

Slang term for somoene that spends all day lookin at the old man orgy site - lemonparty.org and spends the whole time wanking over it, creating the fold in their penis where their foreskin once was.

Guy 1: Man I swear all Jack does is look at lemon party.org

Guy 2: Yeah, you know I bet if you checked his tiny penis it would have a fold in it where his foreskin was!
Guy3: Don't they call that Connor Penisfold-ing?
Guy1: yeah!

Connor Penisfold by bonerizer May 27, 2009

penisfood 

A woman (or if gay, man) who causes instant sexual arousal at first sight.

Boy that lass is instant penisfood.

penisfood by Mackem_Beefy June 17, 2018