high schoolers

They always seem to be some needy attention seekers writing up shit on Twitter with dumb crap like "11:11," "like for a tbh," (this one actually means "trampy blue horn," which relates to worshipping the Blue Brother of Lucifer; but these kids think it means "to be honest;" and even so, "like for a to be honest" is nowhere near GRAMATICALLY CORRECT), always shooting up pics of their butts on Instagram and saying stupid, made-up words like "slay" and "avi" (meaning "avatar"), etc. The boys end up getting killed or arrested, and the girls end up pregnant before 20 and shit.

There's always stupid stuff like homecoming, prom...interesting since actually the coming part in homecoming and the prom word both have explicit, sexual connotations: the "coming" part is slang and relates to the pleasure that usually happens in freaky-ass adulthood, and the word "prom" actually derives from "pron," which is internet slang for pornography.

I can't freaking stand homecoming or prom! No rant intended, but even the football BS is starting to ramp up some drunk idiots and violent, law-breaking assholes trying to screw their ladies and crushes up.

The innocent, real normal kids get in trouble because of these fucking dumbass "popular" antichrists!

Them dumbasses'd be in prison in Texas for the shit they'd usually get away with in California.
Screw the high schoolers. I just want them to suck a liberal's big cock!
by dangnuggets November 03, 2016
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damn

A mild swear word; used when one is afraid to use "shit." Similar to "crap" but without the defecation meaning.
Sh-... Cra-... Damn! I just got bad grades in my report card!

darn, crud, crap, shit, son of a bitch
by dangnuggets November 16, 2015
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fat jock

A complete dumbass PE teacher with an IQ level of a 10-year-old. Usually a male with a stomach being hugged by his tight shirt.
My teacher sent me to the office for no reason; he is such a fat jock.
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got the juice

Euphemism for "got the dick (or pussy)," used by teenagers online who don't want to get in trouble by their parents for being the ultimate perverts
Kylie: Kendall, what happened with your boyfriend?
Kendall: Oh, uhh, I just got the juice from him.
by dangnuggets March 31, 2016
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string cheese

A slang term for a penis smaller than 4 inches
I don't like you, Brad, you have a string cheese.
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in your mother's

An expression of surprise or disgust. Derives from "fuck your mother in the pussy," but excluding the vulgar words.

Note that if you're a guy, you cannot use this expression in front of a girl, and vice versa.
Scene I
Son: Look at that Ferrari, Dad!
Dad: Oh hell yeah, that's a nice car IN YOUR MOTHER'S!
Son: In my mother's WHAT??
Dad: You know WHAT!

Scene II
Brother 1: Your drawing sucks!
Brother 2: Yeah! In your mother's!!

awesome, sick, sucks, blows, bites, dumb
by dangnuggets June 02, 2016
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backcircle

The politer way of saying asshole or butthole
My best friend is a backcircle.
My backcircle hurts like heck!
by dangnuggets April 09, 2016
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