dangnuggets's definitions

holy heck

People are idiots nowadays. Heck is a G-rated word, hell is PG, and shit is PG-13.

Holy heck, people are darn stupid!

by dangnuggets July 21, 2016

bullfuckingshit

Beyond bullshit. Used when some random person tells you a relationship ("she wants to be your girlfriend") or hook-up lie.

There are four types of bull:
Bull = dumb / rubbish
Bullcrap = a terrible situation
Bullshit = an absolute lie or threat
Bullfuckingshit* = more than an absolute lie; describes high school romantic rumors and lies

*Politer way to use if under 18: bullfreakingcrap OR bullfreakingshit

One girl told me my crush was single and wants to go out with me and my crush said she already has a boyfriend. That one girl is telling me bullfuckingshit!

by dangnuggets June 7, 2016

middle finger

What real friends give to you. It's awesome. It is often mistaken as the gesture equivalent of saying "Fuck you," but it actually means "You're super cool!"

Mom: Hello, Son.
Son: *flips Mom off with the middle finger*
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU VULGAR BRAT!
Son: No, Mom, that finger means you're super cool.

by dangnuggets November 3, 2016

middle finger

What real friends will never give to you. 100% disrespectful, meaning "fuck you" or even worse, "I hope you die inside your mother's ass!"

Girl BFF to Swaggy Guy: *gives him the middle finger*
Swaggy Guy to Girl BFF: I'm leaving, that wasn't cute! Bye, bitch!

by dangnuggets November 3, 2016

swagfag

Someone (usually a boy) who can only make friends via his obsession with rap music, swag, running from traffic light to traffic light for the purpose of beating some fast ass car (which really won't happen), and baggy shorts or saggy pants because he's a sped trying not to look like a loser.

Swagfag *runs when light turns green*: Oh my gosh I just beat a Bimmer from that traffic light!
Swagfag lover *looking at the swagfag from his huge SUV*: Haha! Good job! You a real mannn!

Normal kid 1: Wow, look at that idiot trying to be social by racing that car on the road!
Normal kid 2: Yeah, what a swagfag...

by dangnuggets May 22, 2016

keemstar

An annoying guy with a moustache or beard. Often a two-faced person.

At first, I thought my ex-boyfriend was hot. But he's really a keemstar. He makes fun of me and calls me a bitch.

by dangnuggets November 5, 2016

yeehaw

Put an end to this word. As of 2016, the only people who use the word 'yeehaw' are racist, inept, rural cowboys in the South. If used by another person, that's a retard who secretly supports Donald Trump.

Loud kid shouting: Yeehaw! YEEEEHAWWWW!!!!
Popular kids: Shut uuuuuuup!

by dangnuggets November 10, 2016