dangnuggets's definitions

Hot 100 Billboard

A very lit and awesome type of music to listen to.

I'm listening to Drake's new song on the Hot 100 Billboard.

by dangnuggets June 24, 2016

bgates

An insult to a special needs adult; derives from the name of Bill Gates

I kindly want you, my dear, to stop being a bgates.

by dangnuggets June 26, 2016

HELLA

No, it doesn't mean bloody or freaking. It actually means Hoes Eating Large Loads of Anus. Straight male prisoners used this term back in the 1950s and '60s to harass women, especially lesbians. Today, people just use it to fucking fit in.

Person 1: That drink was HELLA tasty!
Person 2: What? Do you even know what HELLA means?
Person 1: What does HELLA mean?
Person 2: HELLA means Hoes Eating Large Loads of Anus. Don't use it anymore, you sexist, homophobic asshole!

by dangnuggets September 18, 2016

string cheese

A slang term for a penis smaller than 4 inches

I don't like you, Brad, you have a string cheese.

by dangnuggets October 3, 2016

geegiz the gazz

Anal sex.

Literally:
geegiz = penis
gazz = ass

I love my girlfriend. She has a nice booty, so I geegiz the gazz every day.

by dangnuggets October 4, 2016

penis food

Hot dogs and other long Frankfurts/sausages (including cheese dogs), footlong sandwiches (like those from Subway), eggplants, Popsicles, butternut squash, bananas, and/or any other food shaped of this sort. Guys love to post pictures of these foods online before they eat them because:
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.

Guy takes a picture of a hot dog in buns, posts it online

Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF

BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!

by dangnuggets October 10, 2016

California

California is a state full of dumbass popular kids and high schoolers. They always seem to be some needy attention seekers writing up shit on Twitter with dumb crap like "11:11," "like for a tbh," (this one actually means "trampy blue horn," which relates to worshipping the Blue Brother of Lucifer; but these kids think it means "to be honest;" and even so, "like for a to be honest" is nowhere near GRAMATICALLY CORRECT), always shooting up pics of their butts on Instagram and saying stupid, made-up words like "slay" and "avi" (meaning "avatar"), pretend to be all "swaggy," etc.

There's always stupid stuff like homecoming, prom...interesting since actually the coming part in homecoming and the prom word both have explicit, sexual connotations: the "coming" part is slang and relates to the pleasure that usually happens in freaky-ass adulthood, and the word "prom" actually derives from "pron," which is internet slang for pornography.

I can't freaking stand homecoming or prom! No rant intended, but even the football BS is starting to ramp up some drunk idiots and violent, law-breaking assholes trying to screw their ladies and crushes up.

The innocent, real normal kids get in trouble because of these fucking dumbass "popular" antichrists!

Them dumbasses'd be in prison in Texas for the shit they'd usually get away with in California.

I friggin' hate California, it's so Crappifornia! I just wanna head to Texas!

by dangnuggets November 2, 2016