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n. someone who can lick their nose

v. the act of licking someones nose
Did you know bob is a penoder??

George got so close to me I could easily penoder him.
penoder by Sam Angles May 19, 2008
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penisholder 

someone who holds other peoples penises
some one who is a loser,fag,or an idiot.
someone who has no life and no friends
Those Losers over there are such penisholders. they should get a life. Johnny your such a penisholder get a life bitch.
penisholder by FDFDFD March 28, 2007

penifoldersandwich 

to sandwhich a penis in a manilla folder
i guess when your at your cubicle and cant find a sock a penifoldersandwich is always handy.
penifoldersandwich by hobo man March 4, 2003

Penfolded 

Getting ridiculously drunk.

Usually caused by cheap alcoholic beverages, depending on what you can afford.
1. I AM WAY TOO PENFOLDED RIGHT NOW!

2. Got so Penfolded last night!

3. Drank some goon and got Penfolded!
Penfolded by Theboooooonj November 20, 2011

pink potholder 

When you shove 2 fingers in her snatch and hold her upside down by her cervix while you throat punch her with your schlong
My girl wanted me to be freaky so i pink potholdered her. She left and hasn't come back
pink potholder by Skruffy fuk January 22, 2017

Peeholerubber 

When a man, usually, rubs the top of his penis until he gets a boner.
''Dude your such a peeholerubber! stop rubbing your dick on my couch!!''
Peeholerubber by historyfanatic1 September 22, 2021

pen holder 

What many males refer to as either a P3nis Pocket or a Pu$$y Pocket
Bro check this out I just made a DIY pen holder it feels great!
pen holder by Hugh G Rexction March 19, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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