penetratious
penetratious by RANDOMBLOKE69 June 29, 2018
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Eye penetration
A really fucked up fetish were a guy rips out the eye of the victim and than proceeds to use the eye socket like a vagina eye penetration is usually combined with gore and murder
Eye penetration by RandomUser April 21, 2019
Penetrationship
A relationship which survives for the most part on sex, hence there is very little relation, mostly penetration.
Penetrationship by Skrow January 21, 2009
Emancipation Penetration
The act of engaging in extremely gratifying sexual behavior with a professor who teaches civil war history. This may be graded.
We had a relatively normal day until I ended up at Dr. Vanilla's house earning my freedom through the undersheets railroad, it was a true emancipation penetration...and that poor dog had to watch
Emancipation Penetration by missindsey February 18, 2010
Chance of Penetration
Heavily influenced by the Bangometric Pressure. Highly sophisticated survey based on probability that helps to determine the odds of tappin that ass.
Did you see that look in her eye bro? There is a 100% Chance of Penetration tonight.
I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.
I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.
Chance of Penetration by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014
penetration barrier pillow
An object placed between two individuals sharing the same bed in order to prevent inadvertent or unwanted nocturnal fornication.
Don't worry about us sleeping in the same bed, mom...we've got a penetration barrier pillow between us.
penetration barrier pillow by YAWA October 5, 2017
toe penetration
Usually done with a micro penis and your partners toes, popular with a gay man and trans male,
It’s when the micro penis penetrates under your toe nail, typically done using the big toe
You have to have long toe nails for this action.
It’s when the micro penis penetrates under your toe nail, typically done using the big toe
You have to have long toe nails for this action.
Charles: “hey man wanna have some toe penetration sex?”
Willy: “sure! Let me get my trans micro penis out, prepare your toes Charles.”
Charles: “hmmmm~”
Willy: “sure! Let me get my trans micro penis out, prepare your toes Charles.”
Charles: “hmmmm~”
toe penetration by DragonChickens#3205 August 18, 2020
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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