penalise

Imposing a penalty for penis envy

For both pro penis and sans penis good performance must be achieved with apparent ease, because penile habits are often regarded with suspicion and are often known to penalise.

penalise by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010

pendlise

(1) To outwit, outmaneuver, baffle, conquer or deceive.
(2) To make a great man a captain of a great club.
(3) To let in the light, the truth. To heal.

"Oh noes. I totally pendlised that guy and now he's resorting to calling me a flog."

"It's time to pendlise!!"

pendlise by tobythoolen October 30, 2008

penilised

To have recieved a penis into any given orific

Mate, I wouldn't go down the park after night time. Theres a good chance you will get penilised

penilised by crazysteve1986 September 4, 2009

penalized 

wakeing up with a drawing of a penis on your face; regularly drawn with a black perminant marker

I was penalized after passing out in homeboys kitchen

penalized by billy ;) August 12, 2008

penalsexual 

when you like to shove huge things up your asshole (e.g. eals) .

Bryant likes to shove soft eggs down his ass so that they will pop when they go in. He is penalsexual

penalsexual by HORNYGREENMAN February 20, 2017

Penalizer 

To be disciplined in various ways by the overbaring authority of a male peins.

Guy 1:"Dude did that guy just use his penis powers against you?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, he's such a penalizer"

Penalizer by Lindrick January 21, 2010

penalie 

a small penis; smaller dick than the average guy

Wow, that guy has a penalie!! It's not even a penis!!

penalie by Anonymous Roomies April 9, 2008