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(1) To outwit, outmaneuver, baffle, conquer or deceive.
(2) To make a great man a captain of a great club.
(3) To let in the light, the truth. To heal.
"Oh noes. I totally pendlised that guy and now he's resorting to calling me a flog."

"It's time to pendlise!!"
pendlise by tobythoolen October 30, 2008
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To have recieved a penis into any given orific
Mate, I wouldn't go down the park after night time. Theres a good chance you will get penilised
penilised by crazysteve1986 September 4, 2009

penalized 

wakeing up with a drawing of a penis on your face; regularly drawn with a black perminant marker
I was penalized after passing out in homeboys kitchen
penalized by billy ;) August 12, 2008

penalsexual 

when you like to shove huge things up your asshole (e.g. eals) .
Bryant likes to shove soft eggs down his ass so that they will pop when they go in. He is penalsexual
penalsexual by HORNYGREENMAN February 20, 2017

Penalizer 

To be disciplined in various ways by the overbaring authority of a male peins.
Guy 1:"Dude did that guy just use his penis powers against you?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, he's such a penalizer"
Penalizer by Lindrick January 21, 2010
a small penis; smaller dick than the average guy
Wow, that guy has a penalie!! It's not even a penis!!
penalie by Anonymous Roomies April 9, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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