penalie 

a small penis; smaller dick than the average guy

Wow, that guy has a penalie!! It's not even a penis!!

penalie by Anonymous Roomies April 9, 2008

TK penality 

TK Penality is the phrase "Team Killing Penalty" shortened down to get it out to other people faster. The "Team Killing Penalty" is a penalty given to a player when they kill their teammate in a game, whether it be accidental or on purpose.

Awww, Digi, you TK penality me.

TK penality by RyanTyanMyan February 6, 2019

penalkebab

1) A stick showed into the inner opening of the penis head.

2) Usually referred to a grilled penis with a stick protruding out of the penis hole. Easier to grill than a hotdog because the hole is premade.

In ancient cultures, they grilled penalkebabs on oak sticks.

penalkebab by YuriySneakyRussian November 28, 2007

friends with penalties 

A friendship, most often between a man and women, that you do everything that you would when dating, but without romantic or sexual behavior. Many people assume the two of you are dating when in public. Note: Neither party wants something more out of the relationship.

How long have those two been dating?

They aren't.
Is he at least getting some?
No, they are just friends with penalties.

friends with penalties by heylookatthat December 24, 2014

Haircut Penalization 

When you go to school/work with a new haircut, and people mention it over and over again, even though you obviously already know.

Person 1: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know."
Person 3: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Well, obviously, I know that I got a haircut."
Person 4: "Wow, thats some seriously Haircut Penalization"

etc.

Haircut Penalization by Tommmmm Russsssso December 14, 2009

Penaldez 

nickname for man Utd player Bruno Fernandes who only know how to score goals from penalty kicks

commentator1: Bruno what a guy he is! he doesn't miss from the spot
commentator2: you mean penaldez, he only knows how to score from penalties

Penaldez by Cojoness August 11, 2020

penalized 

wakeing up with a drawing of a penis on your face; regularly drawn with a black perminant marker

I was penalized after passing out in homeboys kitchen

penalized by billy ;) August 12, 2008