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TK penality 

TK Penality is the phrase "Team Killing Penalty" shortened down to get it out to other people faster. The "Team Killing Penalty" is a penalty given to a player when they kill their teammate in a game, whether it be accidental or on purpose.
Awww, Digi, you TK penality me.
TK penality by RyanTyanMyan February 6, 2019

penalkebab

1) A stick showed into the inner opening of the penis head.

2) Usually referred to a grilled penis with a stick protruding out of the penis hole. Easier to grill than a hotdog because the hole is premade.
In ancient cultures, they grilled penalkebabs on oak sticks.
penalkebab by YuriySneakyRussian November 28, 2007

friends with penalties 

A friendship, most often between a man and women, that you do everything that you would when dating, but without romantic or sexual behavior. Many people assume the two of you are dating when in public. Note: Neither party wants something more out of the relationship.
How long have those two been dating?

They aren't.
Is he at least getting some?
No, they are just friends with penalties.
Word of the Day on December 27, 2014

Haircut Penalization 

When you go to school/work with a new haircut, and people mention it over and over again, even though you obviously already know.
Person 1: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know."
Person 3: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Well, obviously, I know that I got a haircut."
Person 4: "Wow, thats some seriously Haircut Penalization"

etc.

Penaldez 

nickname for man Utd player Bruno Fernandes who only know how to score goals from penalty kicks
commentator1: Bruno what a guy he is! he doesn't miss from the spot
commentator2: you mean penaldez, he only knows how to score from penalties
Penaldez by Cojoness August 11, 2020

penalized 

wakeing up with a drawing of a penis on your face; regularly drawn with a black perminant marker
I was penalized after passing out in homeboys kitchen
penalized by billy ;) August 12, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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