An adult male with an unnatural and overpowering attraction to boys. When a pedoseraph is in the room, all young boys are in constant danger of sexual assault. Also known to be a fan of azzfucking. Derived from the iwforums poster of the same name.

Chuck-E-Cheese's will be a great place for Robbie's 13th birthday party, but we need to be on our toes because that place is a pedoseraph magnet! Someone should watch out to make sure no pedoseraphs sneak in.

pedoseraph by profit January 3, 2009

Pelosexual

A person who is EXTREMELY sexually attracted to people only for their amazing hair, often times, but not always, rejecting all other qualities about another person, solely to be with that other person's hair.

Jim- Hey, Terry, how could you even like that girl!?!?! Her parents are crazy, she lives in a septic tank, and she's gotta weigh at LEAST half a ton!
Terry- She's got great hair!
Jim- That's it... great hair?
Terry- Yeah, man... I'm a pelosexual, the hair is all I care...

Pelosexual by pelosexualsanonymous June 17, 2009

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Ploser

Ploser: person who uses plastic.

Dude did you just get a straw. What a fuckin ploser!

Ploser by wicked hazel July 20, 2018

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PLoser

Name for a person whom; 1) Looks at drawn cartoons 2) Pretends that he can rap, although he cannot.

The scientific name for this animal is s0meskunkius Douchebagius. It often acts stupidly at forums, and it flamed time after time, yet he seems to not acknowledge it.

That guy is such a PLoser
s0meSkunk is a PLoser.

PLoser by Jaguar April 21, 2004

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