An adult male with an unnatural and overpowering attraction to boys. When a pedoseraph is in the room, all young boys are in constant danger of sexual assault. Also known to be a fan of azzfucking. Derived from the iwforums poster of the same name.

Chuck-E-Cheese's will be a great place for Robbie's 13th birthday party, but we need to be on our toes because that place is a pedoseraph magnet! Someone should watch out to make sure no pedoseraphs sneak in.

pedoseraph by profit January 3, 2009

Pelosexual

A person who is EXTREMELY sexually attracted to people only for their amazing hair, often times, but not always, rejecting all other qualities about another person, solely to be with that other person's hair.

Jim- Hey, Terry, how could you even like that girl!?!?! Her parents are crazy, she lives in a septic tank, and she's gotta weigh at LEAST half a ton!
Terry- She's got great hair!
Jim- That's it... great hair?
Terry- Yeah, man... I'm a pelosexual, the hair is all I care...

Pelosexual by pelosexualsanonymous June 17, 2009

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Ploser

Ploser: person who uses plastic.

Dude did you just get a straw. What a fuckin ploser!

Ploser by wicked hazel July 20, 2018

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PLoser

Name for a person whom; 1) Looks at drawn cartoons 2) Pretends that he can rap, although he cannot.

The scientific name for this animal is s0meskunkius Douchebagius. It often acts stupidly at forums, and it flamed time after time, yet he seems to not acknowledge it.

That guy is such a PLoser
s0meSkunk is a PLoser.

PLoser by Jaguar April 21, 2004

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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