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pejisa by UttermostQuinnyo April 9, 2022
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penisary contact
The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.
First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.
First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.
Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?
Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.
Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.
penisary contact by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009
Related Words
pejisa • Penisaurus • penisaur • penisaurus rex • Penisable • Penisal • Penisaurous-Rex • penisaccess • peisa • peisachov
Penisaurus Erectis
Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"
Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"
Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"
Penisaurus Erectis by Dastev April 13, 2009
Penisaurus rex
A beast with the world's largest 5 inch penis. It should be noted that the 5 inches is in reference to the radius of the penis. When erect, it can extend up to 15 kilometers in length.
The word "Penis-" is the latin word for "Tail" and the term "rex" is also from the latin word "king". Hence "Penis King"
Kingdom - Anamalia
Phylum - Chordata
Class - Mammalia
Order - Penisauria
Family - Penisauridae
Genus - Penisaurus
Penisaurus rex is often abbreviated to P-Rex. The P-Rex is often synonymous with the word AVBP.
The most common prey for the Penisaurus rex is the Danfag
In some cultures, the P-Rex is referred to as "Moosa, the beast with the 2.5 ton AVBP". It sometimes suffers from back problems.
The word "Penis-" is the latin word for "Tail" and the term "rex" is also from the latin word "king". Hence "Penis King"
Kingdom - Anamalia
Phylum - Chordata
Class - Mammalia
Order - Penisauria
Family - Penisauridae
Genus - Penisaurus
Penisaurus rex is often abbreviated to P-Rex. The P-Rex is often synonymous with the word AVBP.
The most common prey for the Penisaurus rex is the Danfag
In some cultures, the P-Rex is referred to as "Moosa, the beast with the 2.5 ton AVBP". It sometimes suffers from back problems.
The Penisaurus rex used its AVBP to crush the Danfag
Johnny is the Penisaurus rex.
Occasionally, the Penisaurus rex would suffer from Penisclerosis and would get a 28 hour erection.
When the P-Rex caught a case of Penisclerosis, it used its AVBP to smack Danfags across the face.
People worship the Penisaurus rex by repeatedly chanting "Moosa-Bhai!! Moosa-Bhai!!"
Johnny is the Penisaurus rex.
Occasionally, the Penisaurus rex would suffer from Penisclerosis and would get a 28 hour erection.
When the P-Rex caught a case of Penisclerosis, it used its AVBP to smack Danfags across the face.
People worship the Penisaurus rex by repeatedly chanting "Moosa-Bhai!! Moosa-Bhai!!"
Penisaurus rex by boringtimes February 1, 2010
penisaur
The pre-evolved form of erectisaur, penisaur is a freakin hard rock type pokemon and is known for its feared attack "deep penetration" and is related to that nigger pokemon electabuzz.
penisaur by Ash Catchum March 6, 2008
penisalso
John: “what the fuck is ‘penisalso’”
Bob: “I’m not sure, what the fuck IS ‘penisalso’ stand alone Obi-wan movie starring Ewan McGreggor”
Bob: “I’m not sure, what the fuck IS ‘penisalso’ stand alone Obi-wan movie starring Ewan McGreggor”
penisalso by Semi Aquatic Bird Society May 9, 2021
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