peicans

It is like a Pelican that only eats grass, usually found in Hank Green novels.

On her way to a doomed start-up, April May stopped to feed peicans who were not interested since they were eating grass.

peicans by GettingTronc December 2, 2020

Dos Pelicans 

Two soldiers that think they're funny, so they inflict themselves on the public via their Fb page "Dos Pelicans". Vulgar. Overly sexual. Stunning. Intelligent. Bored. Irresistible. Classy motherfuckers.

Girl: OMG I want to be DP'd so badly!!
Boy: I'm your boyfriend. And I'm right here -_-
Girl: You're not Dos Pelicans, babe. Get over yourself.

Dos Pelicans by VirJohn June 14, 2013

New Orleans Pelicans 

Despite being only a few years old, the newest NBA team made the playoffs their second year and operate under the should-be MVP Anthony Davis and his sidekick point guard Jrue Holiday A truly badass team

"Who is your favorite team broh?"
"My favorite team is that new badass New Orleans Pelicans team with the unibrow wonder A. Davis"

New Orleans Pelicans by TheBiggestMan May 14, 2015

pelicansnout 

The beak portion of any pelican.

"That bird has quite a pelicansnout"
beak snout bill jew nose

pelicansnout by pelicanpete December 1, 2012

totally pecans 

The appropriate response when somebody says: "You're nuts!" or "That's nuts"

Branden: You're nuts
Will: Totally pecans

totally pecans by yowas December 18, 2008

Sweat Pecans 

When your testes are sweaty and your girlfriend (or any other girl for that matter) sucks on them while giving you head.

Ken: How was Tracy last night?
Lake: She went down on me then sucked on my sweat pecans. Best blow job I have ever had.
Ken: Nice!! I'm going to try to get my girl to do that tonight.

Sweat Pecans by JKDBLV July 13, 2010

Pelicans Yawn 

An extremely large vagina.

Her cunt is wider than a pelicans yawn, it was like shagging a wizards sleeve.

Pelicans Yawn by Dlcfc October 30, 2010