peffle 

To find yourself in a bad situation.

Oh god I’m in a right peffle, the missus found my credit card bill!

Fucking hell mate, how much have you had? You are in a right peffle.

peffle by goodgodsophie October 24, 2022

piffle 

To lightly daub/pat concealer makeup under the eyes; a phrase used by cosmetic companies.

Don't rub, piffle!

piffle by Starchylde December 27, 2014

PiffleSmyte 

A reformed Troglodyte.

A troglodyte that suppresses it's energy throughout the seasons until winter. When it sees that winter is upon the earth, it will unleash all of its gaseous essence onto the planet; turning into PiffleSmyte. Immediately causing earthquakes, typhoons, volcanoes, in an attempt to Terraform the landscape, but instead causes immense global warming issues each fiscal and annual year.

PiffleSmyte by MrProElectro July 6, 2022

Piffle Paffle 

1. Spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.

2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.

He was talking absolute piffle paffle.

Piffle Paffle by Rowss December 23, 2013

piffle 

A great word that means- A LOAD OF NONSENSE!!!

Guy 1- "did you know that I can hold my breath for 5 minutes!"

Guy 2- "what a load of piffle!"

piffle by lollipopgumdrop May 13, 2015

Talking Piffle 

The moment in a evening when a group of friends/acquintances reach a communal state of intoxication through whatever means drink/drugs. At this point no one talks sense and everybody turns into a piffleing mess. Often seen/heard are half finished sentences, looks of complete amazement at the piff coming out of peoples mouths and the obligutory quote "sorry what was i talking about.....".

This piffleing ramble can go on for upwards of 4-5 hours which is the way this definition is heading.

"can you remember poony talking piffle last night? ..... ive never heard such random poppycock about the outragous price of strawberry bon bons"

Talking Piffle by Bones27 April 25, 2010

Piffleshit 

A piffleshit is a curse word used to label someone with very low intelligence or talent as utter crap. Piffleshits usually can't sing, can't act, can't dance or anything else that really takes talent/intelligence.

The word: "Piffleshit" exists out of 2 words:

Piffle: Utter crap that people utter or express..much like nonsense..rubbish and Bull which is completely superficial and non relevant to anything interesting.

Shit: Feces or One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities.

Person 1: Do you think X is a good musician?
Person 2: Nah, he's just a piffleshit.

X can be any musician.

Piffleshit by Bunneling January 23, 2013