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Piffleshit 

A piffleshit is a curse word used to label someone with very low intelligence or talent as utter crap. Piffleshits usually can't sing, can't act, can't dance or anything else that really takes talent/intelligence.

The word: "Piffleshit" exists out of 2 words:

Piffle: Utter crap that people utter or express..much like nonsense..rubbish and Bull which is completely superficial and non relevant to anything interesting.

Shit: Feces or One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities.
Person 1: Do you think X is a good musician?
Person 2: Nah, he's just a piffleshit.

X can be any musician.
Piffleshit by Bunneling January 23, 2013
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PiffleSmyte 

A troglodyte that suppresses it's energy throughout the seasons until winter. When it sees that winter is upon the earth, it will unleash all of its gaseous essence onto the planet; turning into PiffleSmyte. Immediately causing earthquakes, typhoons, volcanoes, in an attempt to Terraform the landscape, but instead causes immense global warming issues each fiscal and annual year.
PiffleSmyte by MrProElectro July 6, 2022

Pissleshits

A term used for when you go on your self
I couldn't hold it in the car and I went pissleshits all over the seat

piddleshit 

quit piddleshittin around!
piddleshit by piddleshitter2 August 4, 2017

pifflestick 

an nflite-ism
(1)small sticks used to stir coffee or
(2)unknown object of female person's/chatter's choice to beat unsuspecting male chatters
(2)nflite beats Pillar senseless with a pifflestick
pifflestick by Jenny, W February 10, 2008

pizzleshit 

The act of goofing off with no intention of being at all productive.
Dammit, Nicole, stop pizzleshitting around, we have Twinks to fuck.
pizzleshit by crimsinrayne December 10, 2007
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