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The little fits of shaking and shuddering males experience after urination. Peezures only occur while standing upright. As the name suggests, depending on a guy’s aim, it can make for messy results.
I had a mean peezure this morning, and accidentally got some drops on my shirt.
Peezure by chillerwhales April 12, 2014
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Someone who, though not religious, sets him/herself up as a moral leader and inspires a fanatical cult of followers to condemn everyone else as evil and subhuman. The prime example is PZ Myers, one of the leaders of atheismplus and a raging sjw.
PZ Myers is such a peezus.
peezus by urbandick1975 October 3, 2013

Peebuhvagiboo 

A single word encompassing all of the sensual parts of the human body: Penis, Butt, Vagina, and Booby.
Damn, that movie sure had the peebuhvagiboo.
Peebuhvagiboo by KHILL3R October 30, 2009
having to pee out the butt
holy ass, i gah peebuh!
peebuh by Das Coq July 27, 2009
He's that one guy who associates himself with twitch.tv/maghook
Peekuh is nice.
Peekuh by Peekuh June 21, 2019
A peezure ( a pee-seizure) is when sudden abnormal activity in the bladder causes the body to contort and use a fast pace hunched over walk to the nearest restroom. Its accompanied by changes in attention and behavior clouding awareness and blocking normal communication.
My mom and I were out shopping when suddenly she had a full on public peezure quickly walking out of the store abandoning her purchases and unable to answer as to where she was going.
Peezure by PeaceLanese January 23, 2013