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The little fits of shaking and shuddering males experience after urination. Peezures only occur while standing upright. As the name suggests, depending on a guy’s aim, it can make for messy results.
I had a mean peezure this morning, and accidentally got some drops on my shirt.
Peezure by chillerwhales April 12, 2014
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Someone who, though not religious, sets him/herself up as a moral leader and inspires a fanatical cult of followers to condemn everyone else as evil and subhuman. The prime example is PZ Myers, one of the leaders of atheismplus and a raging sjw.
PZ Myers is such a peezus.
peezus by urbandick1975 October 3, 2013

Peebuhvagiboo 

A single word encompassing all of the sensual parts of the human body: Penis, Butt, Vagina, and Booby.
Damn, that movie sure had the peebuhvagiboo.
Peebuhvagiboo by KHILL3R October 30, 2009
having to pee out the butt
holy ass, i gah peebuh!
peebuh by Das Coq July 27, 2009
He's that one guy who associates himself with twitch.tv/maghook
Peekuh is nice.
Peekuh by Peekuh June 21, 2019
A peezure ( a pee-seizure) is when sudden abnormal activity in the bladder causes the body to contort and use a fast pace hunched over walk to the nearest restroom. Its accompanied by changes in attention and behavior clouding awareness and blocking normal communication.
My mom and I were out shopping when suddenly she had a full on public peezure quickly walking out of the store abandoning her purchases and unable to answer as to where she was going.
Peezure by PeaceLanese January 23, 2013
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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