peezin

I'm beyond freezing

Hey dad I'm peezin I need a blanket

by Chloe1999 January 25, 2021

peeing games

You came from The Big Guns episode (s6 ep. 12) of Modern Family. Dont deny it.

"I've tried everything, books, songs, and parenting websites!"
"Hell! Don't search up Peeing Games on the internet"

by roxmstar July 23, 2020

pixel peeping

Attempting to ascertain the image quality yielded by a digital camera or lens by close inspection of its output at 100% zoom (or greater). Some consider this behaviour to be obsessive.

I've been pixel peeping to see how sharp my new lens is.

by The Holy ettlz April 8, 2007

Peeing on the same bush

A replacement for "On the same page". Means that you are in agreement with someone else.

"I agree with Bill, we're peeing on the same bush"

by Tacoman3005 May 11, 2015

peziness

the best way to say nipples. It can also be said as "pezones" in Spanish language. It is the mix of "piness" and "pezones"

hey, what did you do?
I've just touched your peziness, is that wrong?

by Xaxumbecriosan December 16, 2014

The turtle is peeking

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels like it has already started to "peek" out your ass similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its shell.

The turtle is peeking. If I don't get to a bathroom right now, I'm going to shit my pants.

by RandomThoughtGenerator February 8, 2010

Tweaker Peekin

The act of peeking out of blinds or curtains in a rapid and deliberately inconspicuous fashion, consistent with the effects of methamphetamine, under duress of extreme paranoia that one is being surveilled. In extreme cases this phenomena can last days on end, and typically worsens with increasing sleep deprivation.

"Dude did you hear someone outside?"
*Tweeker Peeks*
"Shit! You're right!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"OH FUCK. OH FUCK. THEY'RE WATCHING."
"What the fuck are we gonna do?!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"DUDE THEY'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT US!"

*Tweakers go to a different window*
"Are you seeing that red LED across the street?"
*Tweaker Peekin*
"Fuck! It must be video camera!"
"OH FUCK. WE'RE FUCKED."
*Saga continues for days*

by Zookeep January 16, 2011