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A perversion of a popular proverb that shares its name with a word game played by children. Oftentimes mistaken for an actual proverb by elderly citizens.

Also defined as "the stupid man's proverb."
Perverb examples:

Child 1: Hey! If you can't stand the heat, you can lead a horse to water!

Child 2: Hahaha. Let me try: A penny saved is a penny worth a thousand words.

Old Man: Kids these days. So damned intelligent.

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*During a round of Nazi Zombies*

Dempsey: Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.
Perverb by Omayeah April 8, 2011
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jack peevers 

Insanely racist, cannot stand any member of any other races. He does however have an incredibly massive cock, and drops the freshest memes anyone on the planet has ever witnessed in their lives. If burning people at the stake were a career, he would be a professional. Every single girl on the planet gets absolutely drenched whenever they hear, see, or smell the presence of Jack Peevers anywhere near them.
"Oh my God! I just got the hardest pounding ever by Jack Peevers!! I won't be able to walk properly for months!"

"Woah, do you see that?! He's wearing four pairs of jeans but I can still see Jack's massive cock imprint!"
jack peevers by Dwilks69420blazeit December 18, 2017
Rich kids from up the hill in Los Angeles
The party was the shit but peevers kept trying to sneak in
peever by Chef Leiru November 5, 2004

Peeverooni

(N) Someone's largest pet peeve. The word was first used by Ethan Dolan in their "THINGS WE HATE" video posted on July 19, 2016.
Grayson: Alright Ethan your turn.

Ethan: My biggest peeverooni
Peeverooni by Mal o'rliey July 19, 2016

perverbiage 

Perverse - verbiage: the language of the naughty, the titillating, the sexual, sensual and downright nasty. Used to describe the writings of erotica and/or pornography, especially when referring to scribblers such as Senita de Veaux, Anaiis Nin, Marquis de Sade or Zane. does not actually refer to "perversion" per se'.
I know you love to talk about your coochie, Sally, but "The Vagina Monologues" aren't that great an example of perverbiage; you would be wise to Google more creatively graphic use of words like the Punany Poets to get a real understanding of sensual language.
perverbiage by la femme noir October 9, 2010

Jack Peevers 

Hermit ass gamer, never touches grass
Washed Cs go player
There goes the hermit Jack Peevers
Jack Peevers by Ya boi 7777 June 22, 2022
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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