by Gotageek June 3, 2015
Get the peeverb mug.A perversion of a popular proverb that shares its name with a word game played by children. Oftentimes mistaken for an actual proverb by elderly citizens.
Also defined as "the stupid man's proverb."
Also defined as "the stupid man's proverb."
Perverb examples:
Child 1: Hey! If you can't stand the heat, you can lead a horse to water!
Child 2: Hahaha. Let me try: A penny saved is a penny worth a thousand words.
Old Man: Kids these days. So damned intelligent.
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*During a round of Nazi Zombies*
Dempsey: Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.
Child 1: Hey! If you can't stand the heat, you can lead a horse to water!
Child 2: Hahaha. Let me try: A penny saved is a penny worth a thousand words.
Old Man: Kids these days. So damned intelligent.
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*During a round of Nazi Zombies*
Dempsey: Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.
by Omayeah April 8, 2011
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Insanely racist, cannot stand any member of any other races. He does however have an incredibly massive cock, and drops the freshest memes anyone on the planet has ever witnessed in their lives. If burning people at the stake were a career, he would be a professional. Every single girl on the planet gets absolutely drenched whenever they hear, see, or smell the presence of Jack Peevers anywhere near them.
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Get the peever mug.(N) Someone's largest pet peeve. The word was first used by Ethan Dolan in their "THINGS WE HATE" video posted on July 19, 2016.
by Mal o'rliey July 19, 2016
Get the Peeverooni mug.Perverse - verbiage: the language of the naughty, the titillating, the sexual, sensual and downright nasty. Used to describe the writings of erotica and/or pornography, especially when referring to scribblers such as Senita de Veaux, Anaiis Nin, Marquis de Sade or Zane. does not actually refer to "perversion" per se'.
I know you love to talk about your coochie, Sally, but "The Vagina Monologues" aren't that great an example of perverbiage; you would be wise to Google more creatively graphic use of words like the Punany Poets to get a real understanding of sensual language.
by la femme noir October 9, 2010
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