aussiegamercop's definitions

Dumbass Tax

Another word for the lottery, as coined by bill nye and idubbbz. It essentially forces poor people who don't know enough about math, pay a sum of money and get nothing in return.

darren: "You hear about that hundred million dollar end of year lottery? The ticket line went for miles.."
davo: "that's what you call the mandatory dumbass tax"

by aussiegamercop November 20, 2018

Helena College

An all-white private school located in the Perth Hills of Western Australia that implements the International Baccalaureate system, a nifty financing trick which requests a hefty sum of 15k a year from students parents. The notion is that they provide a prestigious level of education over government schools like Eastern Hill. But since half of the staff own an Audi, it's pretty clear they don't have much integrity and would rather bust their budget on another trip to the local casino.

Davo: "Look at that rich cunt sitting over there with the all blue uniform and everything, I bet he goes to Helena College"
Warren: "Gotta feel sorry for him honestly, he's probably gonna go broke in the near future"

by aussiegamercop October 29, 2018

Gidgee

A quartz tipped tool or spear used by the aboriginal noongar people of South Western Australia, namely Perth region, to either hunt kangaroos or other aboriginals. The word stems from the Gidgegannup township north east of Perth, which is rife with abo crime and quartz mining.

Jim: "Where'd me fuckin 6 packa emu export go cunt?"
Joe: "Oi I reckon Davo took it, fuckin druggo"
Jim: "Get the fuckin Gidgees, we're finding that dickhead"

by aussiegamercop October 29, 2018

Slurp Juice

A an alternative way of referring to hydrogen peroxide.

Darren: "Gave this kid some slurp juice the other day at the servo, he really thought it was the same stuff from Fortnite"

by aussiegamercop October 29, 2018

Lord Bung

A really round filipino dude from the northern territory who has half a million subs on youtube and a really stretchy foreskin.

He has a crippling lego obsession.

damo: "oi look at that huge fuckin beach ball over there carrrrnt"
darren: "nah dickhead that's lord bung"

by aussiegamercop October 29, 2018

The Gamer Police

An international law and rights enforcement committee similar to the United Nations, but dealing only with problems relating to the Gamer Community. Pioneered and later abandoned by Gamer Rights Activist Solidshibe, their primary domain is Twitter, where individual member states post updates on internal problems as well as collectively coordinating peacekeeping events, with hopes of settling drama between opposing factions and gangs. The prime ideologies of the group are liberty, alliance, and authority. They are strongly supportive of the right to freedom of speech and expression, but are willing to take action on degeneracy and reprobate behaviour in the gamer community.

Some administrative bodies, for example the Australian Gamer Police, have a reputation of satirical humour and offensive dark comedy on the Twitter, and in turn get a bad rap, becoming victim to a barrage of attacks by typically liberal and left-leaning Twitter users. The committee is also known for exposing the unusual high level of NPC behaviour and infiltration on the platform, as well as sharing a resemblance to and partnership with the groups gang weed and the anti-furry legion. They can be characterised by an obsession with Hotline Miami and the aesthetics of Cyber-Punk.

Kevin: "I'm really worried about my old mate Warren, he said the n-word on a PUBG server a couple night back and I haven't heard from him since"
Davo: "I wouldn't be surprised if he'd been arrested taken into custody by The Gamer Police, It's not like them to let that language slip in the Gamer Community"

by aussiegamercop October 25, 2018

Victory Royale

When someone flies a passenger plane into the side of a skyscraper.

hussein: "Did you hear about my dude osama bin laden? He got a fat victory royale the other day!"

by aussiegamercop October 25, 2018