peerent

Parent who try to be like his children's friend.

Dad, did you call to my headteacher?
For shizzle, my nizzle!
Don't try to be a peerent, please...

by MrRysiu October 6, 2009

Perrentes

The ship name for Mike Fuentes(drums) and Tony Perry(lead guitar) of the band Pierce The Veil.

Girl One: Have you seen any PTV interviews?
Girl Two: Yeah, I wish there were more Perrentes moments!

Girl One: Best ship ever! Totally my OTP

by xGhostsInTheseWallsx December 29, 2013

peerection

when you have to pee really bad but you have a boner, so you have to do that weird squat/lean forward thing.

"man, i woke up this morning and had the worst peerection."

by jerry_at_rick February 20, 2010

Perentes

The official ship name of Tony Perry and Mike Fuentes of Pierce The Veil. This name was created because of the many pictures of Tony and Mike messing around. This is not a popular ship.

OMG, this Perentes fanfiction is amazing!

by Anonymous ~~ January 6, 2013

peeventure

Refers to a group of girls taking a trip to the bathroom together.

"We have five minutes before class starts. Let's go on a peeventure!"

by RCP_Lady September 18, 2011

peetential

Word to describe the likelihood of a specific location having a restroom or reasonable place to urinate in.

"Pull over; this place looks like it has peetential."

"OMG the line for the bathroom in this place sucks, but I think the alley out back has peetential."

by SuSpencer March 22, 2017

Peerection

An erection caused by the pressure of a full bladder as opposed to sexual excitement.

A pantsless Tom enters the bathroom.

Brad the homo: Woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! *growls in a a gay manner*

Tom: Relax dumbass it's just a peerection.

Brad the homo: (dejected) Then why are you pantsless?

Tom: I forgot the put them back on after I got done boning your sister.

Brad the homo: Oh.....you know I stole her last boyfriend. *winks in a gay manner*

Tom: (gaybashes and urinates on Brad).

by Pimperator July 17, 2005