Peenutter 

A Peenutter is a guy that goes into a public bathroom to use the urinal and while peeing, moans like he is nutting or ejaculating.

Bob- "Man, i was in the bathroom and this guy came in to take a piss and was moaning like he was getting his dick sucked."

Brett- "Yeah he sounds like a real Peenutter."

Peenutter by uncommonkamann July 13, 2012

peenster

Very simply: a peanut butter and jam sandwich. They can come in many varieties such as a double, triple, and quadruple decker peensters. Also, peensters can be toasted and have been known to have bananas inside.

Man I loves me a mothafuckin' peenster!

peenster by 22mothafuckas March 21, 2008

peanutted 

Getting roasted by a salty person. Hence getting roasted and salted like a peanut.

Oooooh! You just got peanutted!

peanutted by coolkid0904 October 29, 2015

weenter-peenter 

One's dick, in its flaccid state.

" Man, it's been over a month since I've had sex...My weenter-peenter is getting very lonely..."

weenter-peenter by Waterlec June 21, 2018

precutter

A person who cuts their food (such as pancakes or steak) before they start to eat it. Precutters are often scared of commitment.

Jessica is such a precutter; she just cut up all her pancakes before eating anything. What a loser, we are never inviting her to IHOP again!

precutter by ilikebeards January 2, 2010

peedultery 

Thinking sexy thoughts about your extra-marital partner while urinating. Most applicable to men, who will be touching their genitalia at the time.

Dan habitually commits peedultery with Jasmin because he drinks so much soda.

peedultery by A. Dick Gozinya May 30, 2011

peanutter

short for peanut butter

I really fancy some peanutter sandwiches

peanutter by iliketurtles10 May 1, 2010