DirecTV

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A satellite provider serving the US, Caribbean, and Latin America. It’s rated #1 in the US, but in major markets it has been surpassed by cable companies. Offers a way to watch your favourite NFL teams by something called NFL Sunday Ticket.

Guy: Why do I have to watch the game that’s on my local affiliate? I have DirecTV, so I have nfl Sunday ticket.

DirecTV by InterstateDriver April 2, 2019

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DIRECTV

A satellite TV provider who loves local ads and never update the Weather Channel app to have the latest Weather Channel graphics and signal gets lost everytime there is a storm.

Guy 1: Hey let's watch sports
Guy 2: Sure
*later*
Guy 1: God dammit the signal is lost. We need to check the Weather Channel.
*when they change the channel to the Weather Channel*
Guy 1: WTF the app doesn't even match the graphics in the Weather Channel plus it still has 2008 graphics!
Guy 2: GOD DAMMIT WHY ARE LOCAL ADS INCLUDING SD ON HD HIJACKING THE LOWER DISPLAY LINE AND THE WARNINGS IN THE APP CONE IN LATE!?
Guy 1 and 2: GOD DAMMIT DIRECTV!!!

DIRECTV by SuperDuperBuilderman123 May 18, 2015

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DIRECTV • Directioner • Directionator • directions • Direct deposit • director • director's cut • direct • Directional • directionally challenged

Direct talk

Is straight up with no chaser real talk that leaves no room for any confusion.

I’m a firm believer in direct talk don’t time for beatin around bush.

Direct talk by Starving Artist246 October 6, 2021

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Direct talk

Is the opposite of indirect talk because it’s clear decipherable and direct where you know exactly what a person wants.

I told my boy Cal I’m fluent in several languages including direct talk.

Direct talk by Starving Artist September 23, 2021

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Direct talk

Is the opposite of indirect talk because the language is clear and decipherable where you know exactly what they want.

I told my students during a lecture I should teach a class in direct talk so they stop coming to me with their indirect talk.

Direct talk by Starving Artist246 September 23, 2021

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One direction

5 boys who said they were going to come back in 18 months. Where the fuck is 1D now

It been 45 months since one direction said they were doing on a 18 month break.

One direction by Larryfuckinglarry March 9, 2020

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directioners

the worlds craziest, scariest, most-dramatic yet dedicated fandom that has ever walked planet earth. “directioners” would die for the 1d members, and will basically do absolutely ANYTHING to make sure they rise to number #1 on the charts every time a new album/song is released. Directioners have fully devoted theirs lives and souls to one direction, but have no regret in doing so at all.

“hey, that girls pretty cute”

“true, but watch out, she’s a directioner”

“directioners fully devote all of their time and effort to these group of boys”

directioners by larrystylinson28 April 23, 2018

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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