Peemen

The mixture of pee and semen that you excrete into the toilet after a wank.

Dude, I jerked it so much last night, my toilet was completely filled with peemen

by Munge Bimp November 17, 2013

Peemen

Shortly after ejaculation, you attempt to urinate, and what comes out is a chunky, turbid mixture of pee and semen...peemen.

I had trouble taking a piss this morning, thought I had a kidney stone, but it was just peemen.

by Crusty Howard July 29, 2017

peemen

semen mixed with pee

"I pee in the middle of masturbating and the liquid looks like peemen"

by Gamerblocko October 1, 2022

Peemanship

1) The art or practice of writing with ones genitile organ.

2) Quality or style of writing with the genitile organ.

1."That is some nice peemanship you have. I like the way you pee your "t's"."
2."I have to pee."
"Well, don't waste your ink. Practice on improving your peemanship!"
3. "Hey, Bro. Did you see that chick's peemanship?"
"No, man. Was it decent?"
"Not even worth checking out. She has some pretty piss poor peemanship!"

by cre8tiv3 December 7, 2013

peerent

Parent who try to be like his children's friend.

Dad, did you call to my headteacher?
For shizzle, my nizzle!
Don't try to be a peerent, please...

by MrRysiu October 6, 2009

Premen

Precum. Before you blow your load, there's the sticky sneak attack of semen. (Pre- semen).

She was dry-humping me so much I filled the hot tub with premen.
Pulling out isn't an effective form of contraception, because you can be screwed over by the premen.

by DTPS February 10, 2010

peegener

Male who urinates in a female's vagina during sex. Used as an insult.

Luke is such a peegener.

by ranidae February 8, 2014