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Peeling eggs 

Constant and extremely toxic farts generally following a long night of over-consumption.
Nobody could stand being within 10 yards of Josh as he had been peeling eggs all morning.
Peeling eggs by the lactator August 22, 2009

Peeling the bark 

When you are peeling the foreskin off your penis by your self with out a doctor
Today In this YouTube video I will teach you peeling the bark diy project
Peeling the bark by Wtf Nate August 4, 2019

Midnight Beef Peeling

The act of which one jerks off before engaging in slumber.
Dude, We just caught John Midnight beef peeling.
Midnight Beef Peeling by OxnardKawiKid September 15, 2010

glue peeling

When you are extremely bored in class, a very entertaining activity is to pour a nice sized glob of glue (preferably Elmers white glue) onto your hands. Then when you rub your hands together, the glue will become solid and is then fun to peel off.

This activity can be an entertaining activity to be used anywhere from a fifteen minute public speaker, to a two hour lecture.

It is not harmful to your health in anyway.

Gorilla glue and other extremely adhesive glues have not yet been tested, so please use caution when experimenting.
"Dude, how did you manage to stay awake? That guy was so boring!"

"I was glue peeling the entire time!"
glue peeling by slaytheday December 12, 2009
Squeezing the outside of the peel right under your nose and inhaling deeply causing citrus mist to enter your nasal cavity, clearing your sinuses and getting you peeled
Dude, I'm so peeled right now

I was peelin earlier and now I have a nosebleed

I was peelin so hard yesterday, I didn't even go to class
Peelin by Trilliethan Lavnandes January 2, 2010
Feeling good; the feeling and or act of being stylish.
Bro I was peelin' last night, then my ex came and killed the whole vibe.

This girl would not leave me alone at the party bro, like, can I peel?

"Ha...you're mad."

"You sound lost goofy, I peel."
Peelin' by ChangeSlang May 2, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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