A comedy duo, Jordan Peele and Keegan Michael Key, known mainly for sketches using wild characters and juvenile humour. Hilarious AF though
Chad, talking to his buddy Jimbo: Hey, you seen the SlapASS sketch on Key and Peele? It's so fucking funny...
Jimbo shakes his head: not really seen that show
Chad sees his opportunity to be the douchenozzle he is and prank an unsuspecting friend *gives Jimbo five then proceeds to vigorously slap Jimbo on the ass* SlapASS!!!!
Jimbo calls Chad a douchenozzle and punches him in his stupid Chad nose then goes home,finds Key and Peele on Comedy Central and gets the joke.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.