peedz

It means to peer diss, or diss someone in general

Boy 1: NIGGA YOU FAT!
Boy 2: Thats peedz..

by dearsweetheart June 19, 2010

Peedee

A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.

Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.

by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019

Peed in the Ball Pit

The convention equivalent of "Jumped the Shark". Applied only when things at a convention have gotten so ridiculous it's hard to believe that they're really happening. Reference to the wild failure that was the first-ever Tumblr-convention known as "Dashcon" in which one person urinated in the ball-pit, one of the only sources of entertainment.

That new convention was a total failure, somebody really peed in the ball pit on that one.

by Horse News July 14, 2014

Peezure

The little fits of shaking and shuddering males experience after urination. Peezures only occur while standing upright. As the name suggests, depending on a guy’s aim, it can make for messy results.

I had a mean peezure this morning, and accidentally got some drops on my shirt.

by chillerwhales April 12, 2014

sofa king stew peed

A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.

omg he's sofa king stew peed, that he doesnt get what we just said to him

by TheLoveBoatShipperPerson January 25, 2021

Peedar

The innate ability to accurately locate and urinate in a toilet while in near or complete darkness. Similar to a bat's sonar. Applicable only to men (and technically, women who can pee while standing up).

"Man I had to piss like a racehorse at 3 this morning, but I couldn't find the light switch. Luckily my peedar was working well last night."

by Jay In MIA July 13, 2012

Peez Box

A French person's attempt to pronounce the decidedly American term "piss box".

Arvind: Yo, was you crushin' piss box?
Pierre: What is deez "peez box"? (asked with quizzical look)

by DTP4L4L December 16, 2010