pedrole

unification of two distinguished individuals that undergo a radical transformation when unified and purged with unforgivableness.

did you see that pedrole? fuck, i'd tap that!

by pedrole March 17, 2008

pedrole

unification of two distinguished individuals that undergo a radical transformation when unified and purged with unforgivableness.

did you see that pedrole? fuck, i'd tap that!

by pedrole March 15, 2008

Pedrobear

Pedrobear is the spanish version of Pedobear. Pedrobear has a hard time getting his prey. He travels around the US. He speaks spanish, but he understand english. Sometimes he'll try and speak english, which usually results in the following:

Pedrobear: Me gusta

8 year old: ?

Pedrobear: Me gustas tu

8 year old: ....?

Pedrobear: Wanna see my snake?

8 year old: You have a snake? Where? :D

*Pedrobear drops his pants*

*8 year old runs away screaming*

by wtf mate ^^ June 16, 2011

Pubes for Petroleum

A non-profit organization that encourages others to shave their pubic hair and give it to BP or Kevin Costner to help with the Flaming Verizon Sanchez clean-up.

On June 10, 2010 Robin Williams donated 14 bushells of hair to Pubes for Petroleum by shaving his balls.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

Highway Petroleum

1) The words that an incompetent person will say when they are actually referring to a local law enforcement agency formally know as the "Highway Patrol"

2) An incorrect reference to a law enforcement entity made by confusing the meaning and context of the two unrelated terms "petroleum" and "patrol"

3) A grammatical error made by a person who is inept at speaking english properly.

ida made it out der to nikki's pig pickin if hadint got pulled by dem dangonn highway petroleum

by imsohott69 August 29, 2010

Petroleum Engineer

The top dog of engineers. The big dick bandit. Is a master of science and math, specializes in drilling, reservoir and completion of oil wells. Girls get wet at the site of a Petro Engineer. A good Petro Engg doesn't need a lab to determine the composition of a crude oil, he merely smells the sample and gives raw data without breaking a mental sweat. The Petro Engg is often the highest paid engineering major and as a result has many nice material objects. Having a degree doesn't give you instant access to becoming a Petroleum Engineer, some other requirements need to be met first such as having a diesel pickup and chewing tabacoo

Did you see that guy slaying dragons by that oil well? Yeh, I think he is a Petroleum Engineer you can tell by the diesler he is driving and the massive dip in his mouth.

by PETROENGG July 28, 2011

Petroleum Transference Engineer

A position given to those who transfer gas to your vehicle. Amateurs are known as Gas Attendants, however as their skillset increases, they become Petroleum Transference Engineers.

I went to the local Citgo and the Petroleum Transference Engineer pumped my car so hard.

by jpg20369 December 25, 2018