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pedonana 

A banana with dreadlocks and a rainbow beanie with an appearance similar to Bob Marley. It is commonly seen wearing a pedophilic smile.
Wow~ Pedonanas are taking over the world :O
pedonana by domo_face June 2, 2011

Pedofapper

Person or persons that fap to child pornography or directly to children.
Did you hear that father John is a Pedofapper?!
Pedofapper by 9noitulover October 15, 2010

Pedorapist 

It's a pedophile and a rapist all together. You can easily distinguish one because he/she looks like a hobo..
Futhermore, they have a wild night life and disturb a lot of people while dancing to his/her favorite music.
*at a party*
OMG do you see that pedorapist? He's smelly and ruining everyone's night.
Pedorapist by loserbunnies May 18, 2010

pedinaped 

Getting kid napped by a pedifile
Yeah Julie got pedinaped when she was 12
pedinaped by Click big dike 45 March 26, 2017

pedomaphilica 

My teacher is such a pedomaphilica
pedomaphilica by CumDawg January 7, 2021

PedoNås 

The legendary former football player and bus driver, with the enormous dick that destroys young skinny women. After a night with him they hardly can walk anymore.
PedoNås Brrrr brrrr
PedoNås by Brrr Brrrr June 12, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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