Little Boy: My Mommy Said That She Has Hansolophobia? What Is That?
Little Girl:*Shrugs Shoulders* My Mommy Said She Had Pediphobia When She Was My Age And Says That I Should Too..

Pediphobia by Tysonflames2 August 6, 2009

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Pediphilia

chasing after any woman/girl who even looks like you and falling madly in love.

Girl:hey whats up
Boy: I love you
Girl: wow, your such a pediphilia

Pediphilia by BrownBear357 May 7, 2011

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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