“I was gonna try streaking through the bowling alley, but that bar down the street is way better for pediwomping, there’s way more military people there.”
Older attractive women, usually who are in their 30s-50s, who are pedophiles. These women usually have an interest for young boys and their son’s friends.
Alex: Dude. Jayden’s mom is so weird. I was sleeping last night and I felt something climb on me, it was Jayden’s mom! I swear she was trying tohave sex with me
Peter: Alex.. we all know Jayden has a total pedomommy