Spergs's definitions

Floptok

The most annoying side of TikTok you will ever land upon. They have stupid retarded jokes and the entire place is full of trannies with infected axe wounds and aging gay men who still try to convince themselves they’re a youthful twink. The jokes you’d land upon on floptok is “girl yes! Slay pussy cum! Millie Bobbie brown just ran me over- uhm Chile anyways so-“. Once you fall into the pit you can’t escape.

Andy: *Tells a funny joke*
Jessie: GIRL- YES- Millie Bobbie brown will run you over ;-;-
Andy: kill yourself floptok tranny.

by Spergs January 22, 2023

soyteen

The nickname or people who use soybooru and Soyjak.party
In reference that they are all autistic, racist, homophobic teenagers brain rotted by the site’s algorithm.
Fucking based dude…

Netizen: I don’t think racism is ok.
Soyteen: *Autistic screeching*

by Spergs December 9, 2023

Discord Puppy

The male version of a discord kitten but instead of kitten it’s puppy

Mod: I just got myself a new discord puppy! I have 4 now on my list.
Normal user: Wtf is a Discord Puppy?…
Mod: The male version of Discord Kitten! *takes off fedora*
Normal user: That’s gay as hell

by Spergs December 16, 2022

Whisper girls

Whisper girls who use the app whisper and post quotes or sentences that others can relate to on their Pinterest. Usually they’re obsessed with Lana del Rey, Bella Hadid, and so on. Usually they use their app privileges to just talk and seethe about their miserable lives and how much they hate men or bring other women down.

Whisper girls: Misandry>>>>>>>>>>>
Normal person: girl what the fuck??

by Spergs December 21, 2022

the fag hag trap

The fag hag trap is when a gay man falls into the trap of a fag hag. The fag hag lures the gay man in with her fun time or looks (if she’s attractive) and traps him into a friendship with her. He cannot leave because he is hypnotized and idolized the fag hag. The fag hag will now be able to use the gay man as an experiment tool for things her boyfriend would never do with her like a picnic or helping her choose which of the latest Victoria secret lingerie set to buy. Will the gay man be able to escape the fag hag’s trap and curse? Most likely not but some are strong enough to break out of the fag hag’s chains and regain consciousness.

John: Dude. Did you hear?
James: Hear what?
John: That fag hag, Emily, just became friends with that gay guy who’s in your class..
James: Damn. For real? I feel bad for him. He fell for the fag hag trap .

by Spergs December 26, 2022

Tiktok

The most retarded app out there. They’ll call you fatphobic because you told a 300 pound mammoth with 100 piercings that being clinically obese and posting itself eating isn’t healthy. A place where there is a regular word that will become a slur on there every month. A place where you can tell a fattie with glasses and 20 pimples that every move a man makes isn’t misogynistic. The best place for fag hags and their gay best friend to settle down. TikTok is a fag hag headquarter and a breeding ground for retards and bitches who have 10 types of sexually transmitted diseases.

Belle: Woah, there’s this new app going around called TikTok! It’s really blowing up. Maybe I should download it, Becky?
Becky: BELLA NO. THAT APP WILL TURN YOU INTO A BIG MAC LOVING FAG HAG

by Spergs December 26, 2022

Smiggle

1. The combination of the word smile and giggle both combined to make smiggles
2. The name of a store targeted for children in Australia
3. The online alias of the Sandy Hook shooter ( Adam Lanza ) on Shockedbeyondbelief.com

(Disclaimer!! It was actually Smiggles not Smiggle but what’s the difference?)

Alice: Mom can we go to Smiggle on the weekend?
Alice’s mom: sure honey. Just ask your dad first, of course!

by Spergs June 19, 2023