Spergs's definitions

Whisper girls

Whisper girls who use the app whisper and post quotes or sentences that others can relate to on their Pinterest. Usually they’re obsessed with Lana del Rey, Bella Hadid, and so on. Usually they use their app privileges to just talk and seethe about their miserable lives and how much they hate men or bring other women down.

Whisper girls: Misandry>>>>>>>>>>>
Normal person: girl what the fuck??

by Spergs December 21, 2022

soyteen

The nickname or people who use soybooru and Soyjak.party
In reference that they are all autistic, racist, homophobic teenagers brain rotted by the site’s algorithm.
Fucking based dude…

Netizen: I don’t think racism is ok.
Soyteen: *Autistic screeching*

by Spergs December 9, 2023

José Ángel Ramos Betts

The 11 year old who decided to troll his entire nation (Mexico) on January 10, 2020 by shooting up his private school Columbine style, with his custom made Natural Selection shirt, his 22 caliber Glock as well as his 40 caliber Glock, and killing 1 teacher and injuring 6 others then committing heroism and turning the gun on himself (Inspired by his heros and idols Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold).

José’s country (Mexico), instead of tackling the actual issue, decided to remove certain video games and regulate teaching “ethics” to the children in Colegio Cervantes.

One of José’s family members were later arrested under the charge of child neglect.

RIP José Ángel Ramos Betts you truly deserved more and the world didn’t see you and your descent into a horrible fate.

Alex: Did you see on the news? An 11 year old, José Ángel Ramos Betts committed suicide in a school shooting he started.
Ame: Poor soul. He was only 11

by Spergs June 20, 2023

Pedomommy

Older attractive women, usually who are in their 30s-50s, who are pedophiles. These women usually have an interest for young boys and their son’s friends.

Alex: Dude. Jayden’s mom is so weird. I was sleeping last night and I felt something climb on me, it was Jayden’s mom! I swear she was trying to have sex with me

Peter: Alex.. we all know Jayden has a total pedomommy

by Spergs June 26, 2023

Smiggle

1. The combination of the word smile and giggle both combined to make smiggles
2. The name of a store targeted for children in Australia
3. The online alias of the Sandy Hook shooter ( Adam Lanza ) on Shockedbeyondbelief.com

(Disclaimer!! It was actually Smiggles not Smiggle but what’s the difference?)

Alice: Mom can we go to Smiggle on the weekend?
Alice’s mom: sure honey. Just ask your dad first, of course!

by Spergs June 19, 2023

Floptok

The most annoying side of TikTok you will ever land upon. They have stupid retarded jokes and the entire place is full of trannies with infected axe wounds and aging gay men who still try to convince themselves they’re a youthful twink. The jokes you’d land upon on floptok is “girl yes! Slay pussy cum! Millie Bobbie brown just ran me over- uhm Chile anyways so-“. Once you fall into the pit you can’t escape.

Andy: *Tells a funny joke*
Jessie: GIRL- YES- Millie Bobbie brown will run you over ;-;-
Andy: kill yourself floptok tranny.

by Spergs January 22, 2023

the fag hag trap

The fag hag trap is when a gay man falls into the trap of a fag hag. The fag hag lures the gay man in with her fun time or looks (if she’s attractive) and traps him into a friendship with her. He cannot leave because he is hypnotized and idolized the fag hag. The fag hag will now be able to use the gay man as an experiment tool for things her boyfriend would never do with her like a picnic or helping her choose which of the latest Victoria secret lingerie set to buy. Will the gay man be able to escape the fag hag’s trap and curse? Most likely not but some are strong enough to break out of the fag hag’s chains and regain consciousness.

John: Dude. Did you hear?
James: Hear what?
John: That fag hag, Emily, just became friends with that gay guy who’s in your class..
James: Damn. For real? I feel bad for him. He fell for the fag hag trap .

by Spergs December 26, 2022