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ped o'bear 

Ped O'Bear is a happy Irish bear who loves kids.

As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.
Lil Jessie: Wow, this lollipop tastes great!

Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.

Lil Jessie: Oh boy!
ped o'bear by scodder March 23, 2013

pedo bear 

Damn, those Loli pics you sent me are great...pedo bear approved man!
pedo bear by sergT March 17, 2008

pedo bear 

A cartoon bear who is a pedofile, he only goes for people 12 and younger. He also showed up on the Olympics for one country because they mistook him for one of the mascots, but I forgot which one. He circulates the internet and will never go away.

He is coming for you.
Child1: Hey look, that bear is giving away candy!
Child2: It even says so on that truck he's driving!
Child1: Ok, lets go!
Mother: NOOOOO! Honey, call the cops, pedo bear just stole the kids!

Pedo bear 

A cute and comforting guy who loves to baby sit and play with youngsters
Have you seen my younger sister lately?
She's at Pedo bear's, relax.
Pedo bear by pbear14 May 7, 2013

Pedo Bear 

A pedifile bear who waits for you at the bottom of the slide!
Stop trying to rape me you pedo bear!
Pedo Bear by Kenny00911 November 4, 2009

pedo bear 

Large bear like figure that is a pedophile
See calvin
Calvin you're such a pedo bear!
pedo bear by pedobear4life January 17, 2009

pedo bear 

a bear that rapes you and keeps you hostage.
who is in that white van?
the pedo bear ! run
pedo bear by pedobear12306659 May 21, 2013
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