pedo bear

- an animated bear who is a pedophile.

Damn, those Loli pics you sent me are great...pedo bear approved man!

by sergT March 16, 2008

pedo bear

A cartoon bear who is a pedofile, he only goes for people 12 and younger. He also showed up on the Olympics for one country because they mistook him for one of the mascots, but I forgot which one. He circulates the internet and will never go away.

He is coming for you.

Child1: Hey look, that bear is giving away candy!
Child2: It even says so on that truck he's driving!
Child1: Ok, lets go!
Mother: NOOOOO! Honey, call the cops, pedo bear just stole the kids!

by a mysterious stalker June 7, 2010

pedo bear

Large bear like figure that is a pedophile
See calvin

Calvin you're such a pedo bear!

by pedobear4life October 5, 2008

pedo bear

a bear that rapes you and keeps you hostage.

who is in that white van?
the pedo bear ! run

by pedobear12306659 May 22, 2013

Pedo bear

A cute and comforting guy who loves to baby sit and play with youngsters

Have you seen my younger sister lately?
She's at Pedo bear's, relax.

by pbear14 May 7, 2013

Pedo Bear

A pedifile bear who waits for you at the bottom of the slide!

Stop trying to rape me you pedo bear!

by Kenny00911 November 5, 2009

pedo-bear

someone who is a pedophile

me: dude have you seen the pedo-bear walking around watching kids sleeping

by stalkker May 30, 2019