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penile picasso 

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.
"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."
penile picasso by theunknownone September 25, 2005
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Pegassus 

An incorrectly spelled forum name used by irrational retard(s) that is plainly too stupid to notice that he/she is a retard by the classic definition.

Certain displacements include the number of working headlights on a motorcycle, the use of digital vs analog speedometers, the ability to understand that you cannot master anything in 15 minutes and that a pillow is not a tool one would use during any mechanical procedure.
Pegassus greased his axle sticks using a flat and cross screwdriver, a pillow and a hammer.

Penrith Picasso 

Embarrassing vomit on Public Transport. Usually into a bag as to not draw attention
Wow, check out Adam...Just did the Penrith Picasso.
At least he has a plastic bag.
Penrith Picasso by chesterzoe March 23, 2010

carpet Picasso

A lighthearted nickname for your new and untrained puppy.
Let’s put our talented little carpet Picasso in his kennel while we’re out for a little while!
carpet Picasso by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
A penis that has been in ass so many times that it resembles the inside of an asshole
Guy: are you not impressed by what you see?

Girl: oh my god, you have a penass *takes picture and blogs about it on twitter*
Penass by Awf uck May 14, 2014

Pablo Picasshole 

A pretentious, self-absorbed wannabe artist type. Can be found at coffee houses, poetry slams and 3rd rate art galleries discussing his "craft".
Person 1: That guy in the beret is insufferable. He won't shut up about his "inspiration"?

Person 2: Oh, you mean Pablo Picasshole?
Pablo Picasshole by JoePlacid January 16, 2011