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Male version of gootch, cause if, or vaganus. Made by cramming penis and ass into one word. My most glorious creation yet. I was sad to find out vaganus was taken already as I previously thought I was the inventor of that gem as well. but you cant have it all. Thanks Urban Dictionary for clearing that up though.
Perve: "You are my favorite pornstar. Can you please sign my penass?"
Pornstar: "Of Course, Where else would a thot of my caliber sign."
Perve: "You are the only one doing that to your vaganus in porn these days, my gf cant even do that."
Perve: "My gf is jealous that I can do it to my penass better than she can to her vaganus."
Pornstar:"That's amazing, you can stick a flashlight up your ass and see the reddish glow on your penass."
penass by Jacob Galloway November 26, 2013
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I'm suffering from a serious penass right now, so you'll have to come later.
Penass by Bryan Smith December 31, 2003

penissimo 

Derived from the italian suffix -issimo, meaning "extreme" or "remarkable" and the english root penis, penissimo means an extremely large or remarkable penis, one that is pleasing to the eye, and a woman.
Damn your penissimo is huge! I bet you get all the ladies.
penissimo by seksimopho November 28, 2012

Pegassus 

An incorrectly spelled forum name used by irrational retard(s) that is plainly too stupid to notice that he/she is a retard by the classic definition.

Certain displacements include the number of working headlights on a motorcycle, the use of digital vs analog speedometers, the ability to understand that you cannot master anything in 15 minutes and that a pillow is not a tool one would use during any mechanical procedure.
Pegassus greased his axle sticks using a flat and cross screwdriver, a pillow and a hammer.

ball point pen ass 

After pooping no matter how many times you wipe your anus, there is a brown smear on the toilet paper. Over and over and over.......
Dude, I just went through two rolls of toilet paper 'cause I have ball point pen ass.....
ball point pen ass by Kamikariad March 31, 2015
"I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window, what do you think I'm doing, you penarse?"
Penarse by Rob Weir October 2, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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