Guy: are you not impressed by what you see?
Girl: oh my god, you have a penass *takes picture and blogs about it on twitter*
Girl: oh my god, you have a penass *takes picture and blogs about it on twitter*
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Perve: "You are my favorite pornstar. Can you please sign my penass?"
Pornstar: "Of Course, Where else would a thot of my caliber sign."
Perve: "You are the only one doing that to your vaganus in porn these days, my gf cant even do that."
Perve: "My gf is jealous that I can do it to my penass better than she can to her vaganus."
Pornstar:"That's amazing, you can stick a flashlight up your ass and see the reddish glow on your penass."
Pornstar: "Of Course, Where else would a thot of my caliber sign."
Perve: "You are the only one doing that to your vaganus in porn these days, my gf cant even do that."
Perve: "My gf is jealous that I can do it to my penass better than she can to her vaganus."
Pornstar:"That's amazing, you can stick a flashlight up your ass and see the reddish glow on your penass."
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Get the Penass mug.Derived from the italian suffix -issimo, meaning "extreme" or "remarkable" and the english root penis, penissimo means an extremely large or remarkable penis, one that is pleasing to the eye, and a woman.
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Certain displacements include the number of working headlights on a motorcycle, the use of digital vs analog speedometers, the ability to understand that you cannot master anything in 15 minutes and that a pillow is not a tool one would use during any mechanical procedure.
Certain displacements include the number of working headlights on a motorcycle, the use of digital vs analog speedometers, the ability to understand that you cannot master anything in 15 minutes and that a pillow is not a tool one would use during any mechanical procedure.
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"I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window, what do you think I'm doing, you penarse?"
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