pebas 

A weird looking penis or a larger then normal penis.

Oh man that pebas is large!
You’ve got a pebas man.

pebas by anonymous March 5, 2022

this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker 

A quote from the god of sass Gerard Way. Meaning: it's easy duh!

"this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker by GerardWayIsSoSassy October 1, 2013

Peasant 

A peasant originally a term used to describe an agricultural laborer, usually those living in Medieval Europe under feudalism. Peasants were predominant in the European interior, in contrast to Roman & Semitic societies, where slaves were more common & generally held a better living standard than peasants.

The main difference between a Slave and Peasant is Freedom

A peasant is given Freedom to:
- Pay Taxes to the governing Elites
- Be responsible for his living expenses (pay rent, buy food)
- Die in wars when the Elites of his nation are involved in a conflict
- Respect the borders drawn by the agreement of the world governing Elites
- Be proud of his flag, language, religion, culture & superiority to other peasants

Bernard: We have to make sure we divide miscible peasants and corral immiscible peasants

Joe: Being a peasant sucks...I want to be an Elite

Bernard: Its not that easy Joe, we have to deal with the problems of Billions of peasants. Unlike a peasant our lives don't revolve around family & feelings.

Joe: GOD is my savior, hell with you!

Bernard: We taught you to believe in GOD, its the best way to subjugate a peasant...Don't worry a lot, catch the game today, I have money on it

Joe: Really, how much?!

Peasant by Felix Jabs Arnold August 1, 2018

Drunken Peasants 

A popular podcast started by The Amazing Atheist. If you do something stupid, they will destroy you.

That homophobic Christian they made fun of on last night's Drunken Peasants was so stupid!

Drunken Peasants by Cleffroski November 7, 2014

Pedasodemierda 

Cowards. Lairs. Snitches. Thieves.

Snakes. Fakes. Bitter Leaches.
Facebook whores. Twitter skeezers.
Bitchmade lames. Haters. Weasels.

Get the fuck from around me you pedasodemierda.

Pedasodemierda by Comegetsomeshucka August 2, 2019

Lettuce Olive & Peas 

The "fruit & veges" way of saying "Let us all live in peace"!

I wish upper management would back off and "Lettuce Olive & Peas".

Lettuce Olive & Peas by Cat Blackbone May 31, 2018

peasantini 

The act of putting a dorito on a liquor glass filled with Mountain Dew. It is called peasantini because the company that makes the products is paid by Microsoft to heavily advertise the Xbox One (which is an inferior, shitty machine that ruins gaming and is made for peasants) on their Doritos bags and their Mountain Dew bottles. So therefore it is called peasantini, a delight for misinformed people getting the worst possible gaming experience.

(Peasant 1): Hey man want to come over and play some COD on Xbox later. (Peasant 2): Yeah man I'm gunna bring some peasantini, it only adds to the "cinematic experience"

peasantini by Tharonis January 1, 2015