The most amazingly delicious and ambitious soon-to-be-dictator of the
Earth, Peasley inhabits a website known as Emoearth and eats, sleeps, and breathes Awesome. Is it a he, a she, or an it? Regardless, his/her/its androgyny attracts droves of the site's 20,000+ members to her/his/its profile, a shrine of utmost royalty and princeliness that puts that
faggot Prince of Whales to shame.
Everyone wants to bang Peasley, and not just because he/she/it is obsessed with
Taco Bell yet is not the size of a Super Wal Mart.