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Peads is an insult to the boys who dont clean their penis when they pee, and it stinks
1 : Have you heard that jake is a Pead?
2: yeah i know, yesterday we fucked and it stinks sooo bad
pead by woo!ah! stan March 26, 2021
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Irish legend. Loves to boof yokes and party with the blue ghost at Halloween.
That Peadar is a ledgedog
Peadar by Peadar92 November 2, 2018
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A man that has sexual relations with ponies and horses
Do you know that Shaun, he's into horses a little bit too much. I think he could be a peadofoal.
peadofoal by BentleyGalJo January 30, 2015

Peadophile 

An adult who is sexually attracted to small green vegetables. Like a Paedophile, but with your greens.
"Man, that brussel sprout just gets me going..."
"Jeez dude! You're such a peadophile!"
Peadophile by Beng92 November 10, 2009
So imagine a fish inside of a chicken but the fish head is tge chicken head and it's got a fat cig in its mouth
Look at that "peadcoy"
peadcoy by Blake lawson December 24, 2021

peadophilia 

Hilarious mispelling of paedophilia or pedophilia, depending what language you are speaking.
George: I hate peadophiles!
Bob: Do you mean paedophiles?
George: Noo... I mean, people who want to fuck peas... leave me alone.
peadophilia by Marcus July 29, 2004

Peadofile 

A person who likes peas. And when you bite them, their insides squirt.
01:22 guest7215436: blake your a peadofile
Peadofile by SquirtHurts August 15, 2009
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