pead Share definition Flag Peads is an insult to the boys who dont clean their penis when they pee, and it stinks 1 : Have you heard that jake is a Pead? 2: yeah i know, yesterday we fucked and it stinks sooo bad pead by woo!ah! stan March 26, 2021 0 0 Get merch Get the pead mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch