peacocked

To excitedly deliver a piece of news to large group of people only to find they have know about it for two days minimum. Thereby leading them to conclusion you hve been locked in your bedroom for 48 hours with 300cwt of pornography

"Did you know Elton John is apparently gay?" "Sorry you've been peacocked"

by cupwinkcook July 14, 2004

Peacocked

Back in 1999, members of the football365 football forum (now mostly found at cupwinkcook.com) formed an e-mail group for some of the forummers to send each other the latest e-mail jokes, attachments, etc. in a convenient way.

One member of the group, Peacock (named so after the Leeds United nickname "The Peacocks"), had the rather annoying habit of posting the latest jokes, attachments, etc. after they had already been posted.

This led to the term "Peacocked".

*old joke arrives in Inbox*

"Peacocked"

by Peacock July 14, 2004

Peacocked

When you're a big fan of the Premier League and look ahead to the schedule of fixtures for the upcoming gameweek, and see that one or several interesting matches are exclusively on NBC's streaming service "Peacock." This leads to a wide range of possible setbacks, such as an inability to record the game on Cable TV or Fubo, or making the trip out to a pub hoping that they have subscribed to it (or have someone on staff willing to switch from conventional TV to the SmartTV alternative).

"Hey man, trying to catch Chelsea vs. United tomorrow?"

"No doubt, let's check the schedu— ...oh no"

"What...?"

"We got Peacocked... at 5:30 AM"

"Gahhh alright, well can we at least record the ma- oh damnit."

"Yeah, and the pub doesn't open until 7:00."

"We got Peacocked, man..."

by Hits McGee February 11, 2022

peacocked

p-cok'd verb; the act of drinking a little too much and remembering far too little....

Dude. I so peacocked when I was in Toronto.

by Friend of the Peacock December 1, 2011

Peacocked

Being sent dick pics unsolicited on social media.

Some guy just peacocked me on facebook.

by VocalARRR July 2, 2016

Peacocked

When you get an unsolicited dick pick. Just look at this peacock fluff his feathers to get a mate.

A fuckboy will fluff his penis and take a picture to send to his "future mate". 9×outta 10 if you do this your seen as a creep. Ask first before you expose yourselves guys. You can't stop from being peacocked unless the peacock stops in you boys... 😂

Ew, that gross guy on facebook peacocked me.

by GoodEveningEevee December 16, 2021

chasing peacocks

Behavior perpetrated by a drunk girl that is intended to be wild and crazy but almost always is just absurd and often humiliating.

"Stacey was so hammered, she was chasing peacocks before the party even started"

or

"Patty tried to impress the crowd with her karaoke, but ended up just chasing peacocks"

by JTrainMon October 12, 2011