Peacocked

Back in 1999, members of the football365 football forum (now mostly found at cupwinkcook.com) formed an e-mail group for some of the forummers to send each other the latest e-mail jokes, attachments, etc. in a convenient way.

One member of the group, Peacock (named so after the Leeds United nickname "The Peacocks"), had the rather annoying habit of posting the latest jokes, attachments, etc. after they had already been posted.

This led to the term "Peacocked".
*old joke arrives in Inbox*

"Peacocked"
by Peacock July 14, 2004
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When you're a big fan of the Premier League and look ahead to the schedule of fixtures for the upcoming gameweek, and see that one or several interesting matches are exclusively on NBC's streaming service "Peacock." This leads to a wide range of possible setbacks, such as an inability to record the game on Cable TV or Fubo, or making the trip out to a pub hoping that they have subscribed to it (or have someone on staff willing to switch from conventional TV to the SmartTV alternative).
"Hey man, trying to catch Chelsea vs. United tomorrow?"

"No doubt, let's check the schedu— ...oh no"

"What...?"

"We got Peacocked... at 5:30 AM"

"Gahhh alright, well can we at least record the ma- oh damnit."

"Yeah, and the pub doesn't open until 7:00."

"We got Peacocked, man..."
by Hits McGee February 12, 2022
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Being sent dick pics unsolicited on social media.
by VocalARRR July 03, 2016
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Peacocking means dressing for attention. Just like Peacock's use their feathers to get a mate.
Peacocking is meant to make opening a girl easier, but if you're not congruent with your look (like, if you look like you're gay and you try to hit on a girl), wires are gonna get crossed somewhere and you're gonna blow yourself out.
by The Light August 26, 2006
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The act of a male politician waving his tiny dick around in order to grab the attention of his orange neon god.
By filing the failed lawsuit against Vice-president Pence, Senator Josh Hawley was shaking his feathers and peacocking for the lame duck loser president.
by Bugszy January 02, 2021
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Normally an English gentleman - Dresses smartly and to an untrained eye has the look of a preppy - They have exceptional etiquette and are from wealthy backgrounds - Peacock's have class.

They don't shop for Jack Wills or try to follow the trend - they have a unique style.
"Oh yeah you know that guy" - "he's such a Peacock"
by WhynotMike? February 03, 2010
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1) A song by Katy Perry from her album "Teenage Dream".
2) Penis (as implied by the lyrics to the song "Peacock")
Lyrics from Peacock song: I wanna see your peacock cock cock...
by steviep24 October 14, 2010
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