pawts

On Craigslist in the Providence rant and rave section, some guy who types in ebonics on how the "Pawts", will eventually rule the universe and how awesome the Pawts are. He talks trash about Providence and about an issue everyone is talking about and draws really funny pictures of himself with a 14" taint and a dick longer than a cobra. He does it in a really funny way. His posts are also in all caps and he types the way a typical ghetto bastard would speak. The only thing worth reading in the R&R section these days, where the rest is dumb pricks on boring bullshit politcal issues like racism and immigration flaming one another as if their post will make any difference whatsoever. See funny as fuck.

Always ends his post with GO PAWTS! or GO MUDDALUBBIN' PAWTS!

Pawts is the only reason I still read the R&R section on the Providence Craigslist.

pawts by I wish I was PAWTS May 9, 2006

pawts

Slang for "Patriots" as in "New England Patriots". Used only by idiotic New England natives who, because of there stupid accents, can't sat "Pats".

The Pawts are gahnna pawk theyah cahs in the Hahvahd Yahd. Bitches.

pawts by Roberto Evangelista September 18, 2005

pawts

also known as parts. typically spoken by someone with a speed impediment or that is bored. Commonly used in the automotive industry

Tom you have a Pawts call on the phone for you

pawts by dave of ronalds chevrolet November 20, 2017

sagging pants 

when a gay male is looking for a gay mate

“why do you have sagging pants”
“i’m looking for a gay boyfriend”

sagging pants by purple cherry tree June 25, 2021

Pants pudding 

Runny diarrhea with a liquid consistency.

I made pants pudding.

Pants pudding by zimmygirl777 January 2, 2023

Cliffy pants 

A pair of pant which lacks the funds to cover the cost of what the wearer orders.(eg: coffee)

Oh, can you cover me, I wore my "Cliffy pants" today.

Cliffy pants by ontarioguy November 7, 2013

Parts Cannon 

When a mechanic has no ability to troubleshoot a problem. Instead shoots the "parts cannon" at the problem. He ends up replacing every component in the system in hopes of fixing whatever was causing the problem. A complete waste of material and labor.

Customer: My breaks are squeaking.
Dumb Mechanic: You need new brake calipers, pads, rotors and wheel bearings. FIRE THE PARTS CANNON!

Parts Cannon by flying July 3, 2012